November 5, 2000 --
a day that will go up in infamy, or perhaps, smoke, seeing as how we’re
today in the Bar-B-Que capital of the world, Vatican City.
In the last 24 hours the world has again been
flooded with news of interest to those with -- that interest.
A son asked his
father:
“What is the most important thing to know about
life?”
and he replied:
“That it is big enough for everything.”
“Is that why they call it ‘life’?” he asked,
“You got it.”
To be asleep to see what is taking up space
locally.
To be awake is to realize that only space
takes up space,
and that everything is borrowed.
Originality is a concept unknown
to cattle.
And pigs have
no posters on their walls.
You sleep in a bunch,
but awaken alone.
“Father?”
“Yes.”
“Is that why we should eventually merge?!”
There
are evolutionary time zones,
and you live in at least two of them.
…(three, if you know what’s going on.)
To get his day
off to a non standard start,
one man would glance quickly at his head in
a mirror,
then randomly dial a number on the phone,
and try to think of something to say
to whoever answered.
There have been instances of plastic
surgeons
hanging themselves,
but never of a neurologist studying
himself.
“Why is that, pa pa?”
“Ordinary people are too smart to try
to turn their
thoughts on to their OWN thoughts.”
On one ocean,
the captains apparently steering the vessels
are not who is actually in charge.
Note: To find who IS in charge,
ordinary people will make random calls
to self appointed specialists.
Alert men know that no one is.
“Gee, dad, that must be a real relief!”
“You can’t begin to even imagine.”
It seems inevitable
that when a man initially looks for a train to Awakeville
he never finds one whereon the conductor is
shouting out, “All aboard!” -- backwards.
Failing this,
everyone commences the journey
already a
step behind where they started.
“Is that so that they can recognize
from the back
when the time comes?”
“Indeed, my son, indeed.”
You
might give more respect to your ignorance
since it is just the polarization of what you
know.
“Father, is that why only fools
listen to themselves talk?”
“Those, and those who criticize the fools.”
Life is big enough for
everything -- except!
polarized, sleeping thoughts
in the same head as
one idea about awakening.
“Is that
why Uncle Ringo was always
saying to himself:
“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.”
Once YOU realize what is really going on,
you TOO will have no place to hide!
….(nor will you want to.)
One man says:
“If facts weren’t certain to change,
printing presses wouldn’t be
running around the clock.”
“And don’t forget about people’s minds,” chimed
in his brother-in-law.
There was once a man who wanted
to learn the,
“Mighty Secret Of Life,"
and in his attempt, became
the possessor of
much knowledge in many areas.
Some say that he did finally
learn The Secret,
(but others say he
just disappeared,
and pretended to have,
[and still others
ask: “What’s the difference?!”])
“Daddy, is that last bunch related to us?”
“Just because thoughts do not have a name
for something
doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist.”
Yes, it does.
“Oh!”
One man has been
trying to leave town so as,
(as he puts it), “To escape a serial killer.”
Be advised that in the past this same man has
been
reputed to be looking for The Big Secret.
…oh yeah, something else:
he lives alone and never sees anyone.
There is something shadowy
that stalks the inner
terrain of a few….well,
no that’s not exactly correct,
it stalks everyone’s brain
stem,
it’s just that only a few
people are ever aware of
its presence.
In one place some call
it by the name,
“Sleep-&-Distraction,”
while others of the same
tribe call it, “Fool Killer,”
a situation that one folklorist
says seems
pretty contradictory to
him.
But be forewarned my friends,
there is nothing pretty
about being so confused as
to believe that you see
contradictions.
When one man
heard that it was good to,
but nearly impossible to, “Know yourself,”
he pondered for a sec --
then declared to his thoughts:
“Put a hundred of your best men on the job.”
Guess what -- it only takes
ONE!
….Okay -- the truth:
It doesn’t even take that many
but if you tell people that up
front,
they get too spooked to ever get
going.
Come
on, don’t you think it’s time to
get going.
Jan
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