November 12, 2000.
Infra find a collective of stories, items, quotes and tips
pertinent to that special subject of interest to our readers.
You should plan to make your very first
thought of each day something at total variation with your current thinking
on some matter.
Wake up being you
--
and sleep is on
the way.
Life is not only more complex than
your thoughts think that it is,
but more simplistic as well.
There is something that an alert man
can listen to --
-- besides himself and others.
One man says:
“There is never anything interesting about
people who want you to be interested in them.”
…(his brother has a similar attitude toward those
in his own head.)
Everyone has a
ringing in their ears --
a slick man doesn’t answer it.
There is one cure for all human problems;
realizing the nature of problems.
When you want to know something
--
nothing will substitute.
When you want to know something --
you can’t be satisfied not knowing it.
When you want to know something --
you can drive yourself bonkers searching for it.
When you want to know something -- know this:
whatever it is,
it is simply something that somebody else made up.
Once you understand this,
there is nothing else for you to want
to know.
There are only two books in the universe:
“The National Inquirer”, and
“Farming & Carpentry.”
Therein is everything everybody else wants to know.
(P.S. both are also published in your head.)
When he first set off,
one man’s view was:
“Life is too uncertain.”
Later it became:
“Life is too certain.”
And ultimately:
“Thinking about life makes me
too uncertain as to its nature,”
and with that, he forgot about it,
and stumbled into a bright place.
A Tip Regarding Photo Finishing:
One night a son complained to his father:
“I can’t go to sleep,”
“Quit trying,” he replied,
and suddenly the boy finally got the picture.
….(as always, in Baltic waters,
“finishing” is the key word.)
There is a secret that everyone knows,
and no one ever mentions.
Knowing it gives everyone deep satisfaction,
while not talking about it, bothers them.
The secret is what drives the universe,
not talking about it is what drives man.
As he stood before the monumental structure,
(a church/parliament/university bldg.),
the words of his often late father appeared in his ears:
“The more useless the merchandise –
the greater the promotion.”
….(his sister recently had the same thought
regarding her thoughts.)
One man reminded his son:
“Being asleep doesn’t kill people --
trying to wake up does,”
(a fact of great comfort to us all.
…well, at least to those with some idea of what
this sort of thing is really all about.
One guy’s motto was:
“Give me freedom, or else
the ability to stop thinking
about it.”
(He’s on the right track.)
In no truly heroic story does one force
prevail over another.
The finale to a clear-headed man’s tale is never told.
A hero with an entourage
is a blind eye on a bad
potato.
One man had this one
thought that he thought
was Enlightened,
compared to all his others.
And a son
complained to his father:
“I can’t wake
up,” and he replied:
“Then try
to be as asleep as possible --
-- same result.”
Most
people standing before impressive
man
made structures
won’t
understand this….
….they’re
too busy being artificially impressed.
(One
boy understood how this works also
in his cerebral cortex.)
Those still on a blind date with their
life
have the attitude that says:
“What’s the use in having new shoes if it doesn’t rain.”
These are the same sort of people who expect to be fussed over when
they die.
Did they fuss over themselves when alive?
Does no one have an interest in the art
of
reverse embalming.
Stingy people fret over living;
weak people over dying,
and one man said:
“If you ever see me fretting,
shoot me with a cheap
pistol.
…..and aim for the
brain.”
And a son
asked his father:
“Why do all
the paths to enlightenment
speak
much about the mind,
and none about the brain?”
to which he responded:
“Those with ears for movie stars
don’t want to hear about crop rotation.”
And every morning,
immediately upon arising,
one man would plant a whole new field --
even before his foot touched the floor.
And every time just before he would again leap nude
from a high, desolate structure,
one man would sing:
“I am not a scientist;
I am not a poet;
I am not here,
neither am I there;
I am not awake and neither am I un-awake.
Who
am I?” he’d shout
as he jumped.
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