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© 2000: Jan Cox
     December 31, 2000.    

Wake up! --  it’s Sunday, and we’re almost there!
Ah, come on, you’re not gonna ask me:
”Almost WHERE” again are you?

Just how many times HAVE you almost,
“been there”?
Don’t wanna talk about it, eh?!
I guess it can be a bit embarrassing to be 
standing around a strange bus station 
clutching a tattered ticket to an unknown destination,
while never being quite certain that 
you’re actually hearing departures to real places 
being announced off in the distance.

Don’t’ sweat it,
at least there will eventually be ONE day
when there will be no uncertainty:
the day you hear your name called along with your
assigned hearse number.

But, (as you would say):  why dwell on pleasantries?!
We’ve got to:  knuckle-down, bite-the-bullet, 
face-the-facts, kick-the-piper, and like that, huh?!

Okay, just calm down,
stretch out here on the blanket, 
and I’ll tell you some of those stories you like to hear
whenever you get like this.
 
 
 

There was a land where everyone answered to the name, K,
but a few,(to themselves), rejected it,
and believed they deserved another,
(though they were not certain what it was).

They undertook an assortment of unusual activities
in the effort to gain their imagined, proper name.
Most never succeeded;
a few of them made an unexpected discovery:
that names don’t matter.

There is a planet where, every time something expected occurs, everyone talks about how unexpected it was.
 

…...are you starting to feel better?………
 

The short-lived, (such as locust),
can nevertheless do extensive damage to a location,
but another thing that is long-lived, (human thought),
can do even greater damage --  
and on such a gigantic scale that the damage becomes indistinguishable from the location it has harmed.
Cute, huh?!….’course what’s double neat is that 
life shields your basic farmer from directly realizing what has happened to his mental fields. 
 

...…are you comfortable in that position?……..

Oh, one more thing about the raising of certain food stuffs:
Abundance does not spread --  only scarcity.
(Don’t guess I need to point out 
the neatness here, huh?!”

…...you sure you wanna lay like that?……….
 

Although history records many great wars,
the most significant one is carried on goes on,unnoted:
the conflict between men primarily of the 
first, physical reality, and those of themental, second reality.
One reason you do not hear mention of it
is because it goes by another name: Progress.

(Limmie ask you something in private:
Have you ever given real, deep consideration to the question of just what exactly constitutes, “progress”in your own personal life?
Weird how everyone talks about wanting to
“improve themselves,” and how few have an individual definition & understanding of what it is that their neurons
are causing them to say.

..oh yeah: There is this other world where 
whenever anything quite expected pops up,
someone, sure as slime mold will say:
“Ain’t that weird?!”         Weird, huh?! --  and free.)
 

…...you want another blanket to lay on?……..
Oh, you’re gonna sit up?……………………..
 
 

Supernatural wisdom is the thing that tells 
car-lot-mystics that what they are thinking is correct --
--  even when it’s not.

In one galaxy there are two classes of creatures:
those whose presence  --  speaks for itself,
and those who feel as though their presence requires…….well --  
- a bit of explaining.

Something that could prove to some people during
extended inter-stellular travel:
if you ever find yourself too wide awake,
just turn to the person next to you – 
or to your own listening mind, and
start talking about yourself  --
--  that’ll do the trick every time.
 

If the same thing happens to two different men,
and one of them expected it, and the other didn’t,
then even though it was the exact same occurrence 
it will seem like two entirely different things to the
two different men.
 

A man who understands what is going on
is often the only one who understands 
his descriptions of what is going on.
 

...is it too hot for you?………..
 

Common experience shows that 
the absent always get the blame,
but how’s about applying that reality to
ordinary, sleeping states of consciousness
when you are momentarily awake, 
and they’re not present;
then and only then is when you find fault with them -- 
-- when they’re not there to defend themselves,
and give their version of things.

The story told by the horse
always differs from the one told by the rider.
  
     When thighs and thalamuses agree --  Who-pee! 
    
            If the right teams team up --  the game is over.
 

…............you’re looking much better now………….
 
 

A man who defends himself against criticism provides his own,
and an awakened man could mentally & verbally
make anyone else appear foolish --
but why would he want to go back to sleep?!
 
 

…...you feel like standing up?…we really should be going.... 
which reminds me of what you are always saying:
         A man who understands what talking is all about
           is often the only one who understands what 
                           he is talking about,

.......or as noted by the state of ventura’s motto:
              ”We Don’t Need No Stinky Badgers.”

                                           J