| JAN'S FRESH REAL NEWS |
| © 2001: JAN COX |
December
13, 2001.
SOME STORIES
Number One.
There
was an island on which at one end lived a band of
fun
loving, live-for-today monkeys,
and
at the other, a collection of pensive, serious owls,
and
even though they were different species with different languages,
and
instincts, they were aware of each other’s presence,
(although
the latter seemed to take more note of the former than vice versa).
Even
while they inescapably shared the common bound territory in relative peace,
the
everyday lives & overall attitude of the two groups could scarce be
more unalike.
From
the time they awoke in the morning ‘til they went back to sleep at night,
the
monkeys did nothing but eat and play around,
while
the owls did little more than eat and brood,
both
of which styles seemed to perfectly suit their pursuers,
(although
the owls, for reasons unclear,
did
often appear to display disapproval of the monkeys’ way of life).
Number Two.
In
one place was a pack of wild dogs,
and
having no permanent leader, they took turns being transiently so,
and
among them was one who faulted their condition,
and
whenever he would momentarily take lead position
he
would express forcefully his displeasure with the other dogs’ lack of control,
but
a curious thing: he was the only one who heard himself speak.
(This
eventually drove him near mad.)
Number Three:
There
was once a mighty elephant who was born covered with fleas;
the
elephant was mute, and the fleas were not,
and
they continually reported to him their perceptions of
what
was going on in the pachyderm's life.
You
would assume that some sort of symbiotic relationship was at work here
--
but
would be hard pressed to specify same precisely.
And
a reader writes: “I have a major complaint:
I
really enjoy myself when I read a story that is obviously an allegory,
and
am able to kinda figure it out and seem to get something from it;
whenever
I do this, I really feel good about myself --
but! –
then
to be immediately confronted with another story that seems to me
a
contradiction somehow of the first one -- is way too much!
--
and
being faced with this makes me extremely uncomfortable -- no! --
extremely
irritated!
-- and I wish you wouldn’t do it --
it
gets my thinking confused even worse than before.
Stop it!
Sincerely,” etc.
J
Nota
bene:
the
story of The Ants and The Grasshopper you hear is the Ants’ version, and
they neglect to tell you that
even
though through their industry they did manage to live a few days longer
than the insouciant singer,
they
died pretty painfully from stress ulcers.
...also mark regarding the stories: Every man is an island, and so on down the line.