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  JAN'S FRESH: TUCK-IT-ALL-INREPORT
                    © 2002:JAN COX
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January 13, 2002.                                                      Dateline: Wherever You Are.
 
 
 
 
 

Once while momentarily overcome with some passion or the other,
a man said to a woman (or a Greek said to a Swede, or a Hindu to a Baptist,
or a lawyer to a surgeon, or any other two you care to use):
“It must be great to be a woman,” to which she replied:
“When it’s good --  it is great, but when it’s not --  it sucks” –
and so ‘tis true about everything under the universe’s roof --  save one:
                                                              being awake.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

In the second reality: you can be dead --  yet alive, and be alive --  yet dead, but what is not therein possible is to be both alive and alive,
(unless you’re one of the hewed few, hip to the special nature of that singular realm).
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Undeniable: Statement-of-Fact:
There is of course, no such thing literally as, “a bottomless well” –
that is of course, if we exclude that which was employed to make the statement.

                                                ”Look down, look down,
                                           that lonesome road,
                                           that’s paved, entirely of  --
                                                       looking-down-it.”
 

           “Pa pa, is there anyone who fully realizes what is going on with words?”
                    “If there is, they either ain’t a’sayin’, or people ain’t a’hearin’.”
 

          In the second reality: if you don't look -- there is nothing to see.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Xenophobia is an instinctive defensive reaction to potential disruptions to local collective thought by the appearance of non local.
This is true macroly, out side of you and also microly, in your own brain –
                                             --  in a manner involving only you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The Analysis:
The apparent analysis that ordinary thought continually makes of life
is totally meaningless and a complete waste of time.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

At times when conditions appeared to have put people around him
into states of shock, distress & upheaval, one guy would think to himself:
                             ”Jeeze! --  its just life!”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

                The more principles you have to live by  --   the less you understand.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

If by nature you are clumsy,
no amount of mental activity directed thereto will change it;
what you can do is become more mentally alert of your body and surroundings,
but your inherent physical temperament & characteristics will always be with you.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

In case you have any doubt that you know what you’re doing, here is exact instruction regarding: How to Be Asleep:
think how badly life is going --  or: think how nicely it goes --
                                           --  either one will get the job done.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

           Always in man’s second reality: what is macroly true is microly too.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The more civilized you are the more you mentally coast;
the safer you are; the more predictable you are,
the more readily do you mentally go along with what is mentally going on around you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Those who talk about yesterday were the original model for zombies.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Re Humans’ Slacker Side:
Most people have nothing to flaunt but their body --
              --   and most people don’t even have that.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Once you know what is really going on all you have to do from then on is
just remind yourself of it.
...(Psst!  one man claims that everybody already knows what is going on,
    and the whole thing is that they do not want to think about it.)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

One father who was especially hard-on, or informative-to his son,
(according to the view you choose) told him:
”Cut to the catch and face the total factage:
You are asleep if you will talk to anybody.   That’s it!  (including yourself don’t forget).”

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Again one guy was presented the censure:
"You certainly are loose with the way you use language" and he repliedola:
       "Ah,  but!  --  I am equally loose in what I intend it to mean."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

And yet another telling of what This is:
It is the subject about which everyone has thoughts,
but about which no one actually gives thought.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

One man pondered: “I wonder if waking-up initially feels something like you’re having
a mini stroke?!…”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Someone is always superior in talent to you physically, artistically
and in specific mental areas, but only you can best yourself in the matter of consciousness, (that is to say: thought-trumps-thought).
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

       One guy’s persisting comment to himself: “Be dumb on your own time.”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

                              In the Final Analysis  --   there is no final analysis.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

After doing something dumb that he had done before, one man would often say aloud to himself: ”Am I ever going to learn?!” and one day surprisingly
(but perhaps finally veridically) replied: “Can you spell -- ‘never’?”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

           ...and The Ultimate Explanationfor everything is   --  silence.
 
 

                                                                 J
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

......Everyone’s shtik eventually wears thin   --   except the shtikman’s.