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One
man moved the furniture around in his house --
he
moved it once –
he
moved it twice –
he
moved over and over again --
so
many times in fact,
that
he began having trouble telling the furniture from himself.
One
man wrote a story --
a
story about him writing a story about himself –
he
did it so well in fact that he started having difficulty
distinguishing
the story he had written about himself
from himself.
Another
man had a mind -- and there should be no need to carry this any further
since his condition includes both of the above situations which we have
already covered.
In
their genetic template, everyone has the life long propensity for
some
major mental distraction or the other.
Your attitude
toward life is how you are genetically plugged into
life.
Said
a father to a son: “I look back now and think how good it would have been
if
I had known early on in this grand adventure that
the
realization
and whatever method you use to achieve it
are
two entirely different matters.
Understanding
things as I do now I do not see how it could have been possible, but still,
it
would have been nice."
Definition
Time for: Technology and Culture:
technology
is man’s rearrangement of materials for his physical benefit & pleasure;
culture
(politics,
religion, the arts, and ideas)
is
his rearrangement of words for his mental pleasure.
The two primary poles in civilization:
Religion -- based on models,
The Law -- based on experience.
One
chap poses this question: “Why does a man who will confidently, even smugly
present himself as being extremely
knowledgeable in some particular area
then
express such sincere, almost embarrassingly gushy appreciation
if
someone else compliments him on his intelligence?"
A
reader writes: “All of my life I have had passionate dreams of succeeding
in
a certain creative area;
I
began reading your Daily News
several years ago, and one day recently
I
suddenly realized that the dreams have about disappeared;
for
some reason I immediately sensed a connection between the two things,
and
intended to write you and sarcastically say, ‘Thanks
a lot!’ --
but
gradually my feelings have changed, and now I am no longer sure that
the
sarcasm part is appropriate.
Yours,” etc.
One
man ponders: “What’s up with religious people believing that what they
call
their
spirit (which is actually their thoughts) is capable
of driving the
destructive
force of evil out of their life, a power that when spoken of in other contexts,
is
pictured as being strong enough to overcome even the most righteous of
men:
how
have brain cells arranged to have this both ways?” --
and
another man notes: “I do my best mental work when guided by hard, cold
logic -- tempered by periodic doses of ice cold margaritas."
One
guy’s theory is that a man working
to get to the bottom of things
is
just like everyone else, except in some instances -- more so (and
in others, less);
he
says that even though it is his theory, even he is not exactly sure
what it means.
“Hey look -- isn’t that a rebel camp I see out in the distance?!”
“You’ve
got to look carefully: it could just be the city fakin’ it.”
On
one planet, the Patent Office
will not accept ideas for any new cultural inventions
if
no working physical model of it can be constructed,
(it is said that
Earth originally considered such an approach,
but wanting life
here to grow in complexity, and become civilized, abandoned it).
Two
hogs were lying out in the sun, and one of them said:
“How
can you tell when humans are blowing smoke up your shorts?”
and
when the other one admitted he didn’t know,
the
first one said: “Their lips are moving.”
One man fell into a dream and thought he had swallowed Aesop –
but it turned out to just be a verbal hairball.
The
Spiritual Big Fig of one thoroughly
modern city recently said:
“Certainly
people less sophisticated than ourselves can have their own idiomatically
important fables & myths, the question is -- Who
gives a shit!”
You
can live in the mountains,
and
you can live in the valleys,
and
you can live too much in either the mountains or the valleys;
there
is only one place where you can’t live too much,
and someone wrote the Neuron Doctor:
“Do hormones ever die?”
and the doctor noted this was not the first time that
mail had been left him that clearly should have been delivered elsewhere,
and upon closer scrutiny,
one man was so taken aback by himself that he almost
took himself back.
The
way to determine how civilized you are is by how much of your life is
taken
up with physical sensations, and how much by thinking,
and someone asks:
“Is being civilized the same as being in a restricted state of consciousness?"
--
in living a cultured life, you are in a better position than the less sophisticated,
yet you are in a state that throughout history some have referred to as
a “dream?”
How
can progress be both progress and non progress?
What
kind of man is it that can be both normal and non normal?
What
sort of mind is it that can process information in the manner necessary
to live amidst civilization, while at the same time recognizing it to be
something totally other than ordinary men take it to be.
Everyone
consists of a multiplicity,
often
of apparently conflicting factions,
but
only a few ever objectively see the situation,
thus
adding-to while also subtracting-from this oh so human condition,
and one man asked himself: “Who suffers most:
a hippo with a toothache, or a man with a toothache -- who
can also think about it? --
and who is the more civilized: he who says he is and is not,
or he who says nothing, yet is? --
and how much,” he finally pondered, “does talk ultimately have to do with
it?”
One
little kid (not yet sophisticated enough to keep his trap shut)
said,
at a party of adults:
“All
really smart people have something special and silent
growing
inside them.”
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