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Forever Reporting On
Places Far Beyond The Realm Of Routine Urban Ills
JANUARY
17, 2003
©
2003: JAN COX
A
perhaps, sad commentary on the times:
one
city fighter says he could’ave been a contender – maybe even
champ –
if
only he’d been able to find gloves in a color that
more
fashionably coordinated with his trunks,
not
unlike (we might note) how it could be between a man’s
mind,
and
the thoughts that dance in its ring.
Travel News.
It’s a long way -- but a short actual trip --
from wherever you are to -- Obviousville
(life's laid out to be like
that).
Definition
Rehabilitation Time.
Irony:
bad name for, coincidence.
Coincidence:
terrible name for, how-things-are,
and someone wrote the, Write To Me
Man:
“Sometimes I don’t see where all of this is going,” and he mused:
“With the author inserting the word, ‘sometimes’
I expected the letter to be signed:
Fred J. Understatement."
The
speaker posed to the crowd:
“What
is it about man that is so special?” and someone shouted back:
“You mean besides him thinking
that he is?”
a
comment that sent half the listeners into fits of laughter,
and
rendered the other half dumbfounded, and after a short pause the speaker
asked:
“Then
what is it about man that is so spectacularly strange?” and a voice cried
out:
“Same reply as before.”
Once
upon a time there was a land where horses were in charge and rode men around,
and a momentous day came when one of the stallions suggested that
they
change places with man, which they did,
and
upon hearing this story, a listener asks:
“And
by what name do we remember that eventful day?” -- oh come now
sir! --
you
know perfectly well the answer to that one.
(At times it
is truly disappointing the way men attempt to selectively ,forget
certain features of
their past.)
A father told a son: “Regardless of how you may want to look at it, it’s really like this:
Although
it is now far, far removed from its origins
you
might be interested to know that the concept of suicide came from a man
who
got to the bottom of things,
and
if this sounds strange, ask yourself:
why
has life made men so strongly condemn the very idea of suicide?
What
does life have to fear from the physical act?
Nothing
disappears from this universe;
all
energy transformed yet survives in its new form,
so
why does life cause men to so resist the notion?
Might
it be that it fears what they could realize allegorically
should
they too long ponder the matter.
The
disappearance of some thought is not the same as the demise of a kidney
--
though
to hear life tell it (whisper it in men’s minds) --
it is.
There was once a band of adventurous travelers who began to think of illness
as
a metaphor for health, and death as a symbol of enriched living
(and life arranged
things so that most of them got lost and forgotten).
There was this one planet that was so deprived and backward that the only
myth they could afford told of a man who was asked to tell his life story
-- and declined!
A
father said to a son: “Regardless of how you might like it to be, here’s
how it is:
in
your thinking, you’re either original or you’re an empty, stupid suit,
and
revisiting the experience your life-provided thoughts like to refer to
as, your-life
in
no wise fits the definition of, originality.
No
man, leaning on another man’s thoughts, or repeating his words,
has
ever achieved the realization
of what is really going on in life;
thus
it be that the originality he needs requires that he mentally struggle
to be
a
brand new person with every brand new second:
“Now
I’m born -- now I’ve gone; now I’m born --
now I’ve gone,” and
so on.
For
those who understand this aright, the cliché must be reformed:
it
is not, death-before-dishonor,
but death before honor is possible,
and
a king who awoke from a strange sleep looked out on the domain he had inherited,
and said: “Kill ‘em all -- especially any who look like
they might be related to me;
it
is these faux, pretend family members who so artfully feign being close
to me,
and
my regal understanding
who
so trouble and upset my affairs.”
For
the certain man’s tale, the cure of all troubles is -- originality.
“But how is this possible: only life can be original?!”
“May
be, but me and life are --
just-like-that --
like blood brothers -- tight as hell!”
If
any human can pull it off it’ll be a man with no interest in anything mental
which
did
not originate with him;
that’s
how it is -- and that’s the only way it can be to work
(and ain’t you glad!....... [well, you should
be]).
Meanwhile:
in the city supermarket of ideas,
brand
loyalty is always the supreme concern --
never
forget that -- not if you plan to live in the city
(of course the
reminder is superfluous, for if you live in the city it’s impossible
to forget it).
According
to one story, there is an unknown, alien substance in man’s blood that
either harms you or helps you, based on whether you approve or disapprove
of its presence,
and
someone asks: “Well if we do not know it is there, how can we feel one
way,
or
the other about it?” -- oh yeah, almost forgot, there is a third
and fourth possibility:
the
third being how it affects people too stupid to realize it is there, and
the fourth is it having no effect on you whatever --
which occurs only in people who
are
indifferent to its presence,
and
someone overhearing all this ventures a comment:
“What
you’re talking about seems to me to be awfully similar to --
aw! -- forget it,”
and
remember: to live a normal life in the city amongst your fellow kind (sheep
--
none of whose
little heads are ever troubled with the concepts of plagiarism or originality)
--
brand
loyalty is of the utmost concern;
a
life-approved
mind sticks with the ideas common to his herd;
“Don’t
stray -- don’t stray! my little ones!”
goes out the whispered, private cry of life into the old areas of every
man’s mind: “Think and speak as others do!”
(which in
life-speak means: “Accept the thoughts and mouth the words provided
for you”) --
J
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