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Putting The Blocks Under
The Door Since Eighteen Hundred And Forty Four
JANUARY
18, 2003
©
2003: JAN COX
The
speaker so addressed the crowd: “Here is my latest finding:
everything
that humans do besides farming, fighting, and prostitution,
they
must talk about its professed importance with great apparent passion,
sincerity
and excitement if they are ever going to sell it to other people.”
“Everything?”
inquired a dubious voice from the audience: "Are
you
sure?”
“Hell
yeah, I’m sure! -- what do I have to do -- come
out there and yell it in your face!”
The real latest finding is always that same fact.......(you know,
Where
in man does his individuality, his personality reside? --
in
his behavior or in his head?
At
first 'twould seem to be in what he says (assumed to be what he
thinks),
but
must it not be spread throughout his body, a little piece of it in every
cell?!
This
question then brings into question all attempts to reach and influence
a
man’s individuality, for do not all efforts directed at a specific feature
of man
perforce
be but a quite small, simplistic shoot at a quite large and complex target.
Every
man of either gender, whether married or not, is henpecked
--
by
the thoughts to which life has wed him.
A
son said: “Due I am sure to you, pa pa, I have gone from an ordinary kind
of thinking about people and what they claim to understand about life to
first a place where I
(with
some resentment) saw that no one knows what they are talking
about --
then
to feeling somewhat embarrassed to hear them mouth their beliefs about
life,
via
religion, psychology, politics, etc, to now an even better position:
One
man’s advice: “Until you receive the fame you deserve,
it’s
good to assume an attitude of haughty, miffed indignation.”
At
a recent reception, in lieu of a business card
one
chap handed out slips of paper with this handwritten statement:
“Other
people’s opinions are a disease, and pomposity, my defense.”
A
son said: “Pop, I understand that the rest of the world consists of normal
people;
our
family, neighbors and fellow man; no worse or better than us -- just
normal people; still sometimes, when you hear them talk, don’t you almost
feel sorry for them,
(especially when
they are trying to be serious).”
One
man visited his mother;
then
his father;
then
his grandparents,
then
great grandparents,
then
he came back home and said “Hi”
to the future.
One
man had a private suspicion that, “Cells
don’t give a damn” --
he
quickly notes that he is aware this cannot be unconditionally true
since
they are at the bedrock of our surviving,
but
he says that he does feel strongly that as concerns one specific area of
man’s
activity which he considers of extreme importance,
they
are not really interested and couldn't care less.
(He also adds
that for some unknown reason, thinking this makes him feel better
[about himself, wouldn’t you expect he means.])
Using
the instant idiomatic terminology it could be said there are 3 possible
minds:
the
uncivilized (pre
verbal),
the
city (thought-based
and linguistically communicative),
and
the rebel.
The
seeming circularity of justice in human affairs has little to do with cyclone
fencing (at least not as little as you might think, to wit):
The
king of one land publicly admitted that it was, “A sad day for all
--
when
the king had to publicly admit that it was, ‘A sad day for all,’”
and a reader writes: “At varying times I find your introductions to your
stories
as
illuminating and obfuscating as the story itself.
Yours
Truly, (oh yeah, P.S.
does this actually
have more to do with me than it does -- ah, never mind)
Yours
Truly again, etc.”
City minds find substance in receiving an explanation of
what
they are about to be told before being told it,
and
reassurance in receiving an explanation after of what they were just told,
(this contrasts
so dramatically with a certain man’s that it is a waste of time to go into).
One
man passes this along: “As per a certain story I have heard:
there
was once a school that claimed to teach people how to
awaken
to the full, enlightened reality of life,
and
before you were deemed graduated, you had to answer this question:
'After
you leave here and begin trying to pass along what you know to others,
will
you talk to simple, mostly instinctively driven men, or to the educated,
and
sophisticated?' and if you gave the
wrong reply, well.......well......well actually,
no
one at the school knew what the wrong answer was."
The primary reason that ordinary people think life so complicated,
and
difficult to explain is because (being ordinary)
they
cannot see how simple and straight forward it really is --
for
instance: the statement just made is either: true or false, right? --
see! --
there
you go again.
On one planet the creatures were so screwed up that they thought
2
was a complex and challenging number,
and
upon hearing this, one man’s left frontal lobe nudged his right one and
said:
“Get
a load of that crap!”
Without
the feel of 2 having metaphysical significance,
to
civilization can no creatures rise.
Submission
overcomes aggression, and intelligence, stupidity --
half
the time -- in half the places (which is to say):
all
the time in some areas, and none of the time in others.
Query: where is it exactly that you said you live?
One
man used to feed the rats around his house,
in
appreciation he said, for them keeping away the roaches.
One
well seasoned appearing gent has this to offer:
“I’ve
found the most important thing in life to be: to never forgive --
never ever!"
A
father said to a son: “Here is something I long ago picked up to do
that
you could now benefit from: internally, and privately -- be
bouncy! --
try
it: go out for a walk, and starting in your head --
be bouncy and jaunty.
Discover for yourself what I mean by this and you will be much glad you
did.”
The
Proper Evolution Of Gun Control For The Few.
One
man shot everything he possessed -- then shot himself.
One
man shot everything that possessed him, then did not have
to
shoot himself.
Early
on, as life’s civilized side began struggling to emerge through men,
it
required that they find just being alive not a sufficiently serious proposition,
and
they were soon led to invent religion with its attendant ideas of living
a life filled with condemnable sin and its resulting death to give life
a much more serious feel;
but
for some this still did not offer adequate seriousness,
so
life had them come up with the concept of government,
which
would interfere in your private affairs, saddle you with taxes,
and
draft you into life threatening military operations;
but
there remained some for whom even this did not seem serious enough,
and
they were moved to conceive of the idea of reincarnation, whereby if you
were
not
particularly suffering in this lifetime, you are certain to do so in your
next,
which
seemed to them, a sufficiently serious scenario --
and yet --
from
time to time appear people who find none of the above very interesting,
and
who instead, develop the ability to shoot everything in their life that
speaks
of this seriousness -- and then turn the weapon on their self.
In the mind, if thought is allowed to automatically pass into speech,
interests
turn into complaints, explanations into excuses,
and
all chance for a clean shot to the bulls eye is lost.
And
now a clear, simple definition of insanity:
anyone
who takes this seriously.
(Okay, if you
insist on it being said: anyone who takes anything
said about life seriously.)
At
a recent reception, in lieu of a business card
one
chap handed out slips of paper with this handwritten statement:
“Stupidity
is a disease -- camouflaging it, my defense.”
There
was once a man who made up stories, and someone asked him how he went about
it, and he said that he would start writing one, and then stop when it
was finished,
not
unlike (he added) how he tried to live his life.
And
a son once asked his father which parts of all this stuff he talked about
should he take literally, and which parts he should analyze metaphorically,
and the elder replied:
“As
long as you feel the need to ask this, take it all either metaphorically
or literally.”
Soon
after dying, and discovering there was no after life, one man thought:
“Boy!
-- that's a
relief!”
J
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