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A
man wrote a book he gave the title:
“How
To Be Happy Without Being Sappy -- Be Born That Way”
--
he
can find no publisher who likes it -- hell! – he doesn’t even
like it --
but
thus is the life of the poet
(la dee-da, dee dah.)
Just prior to post time, the jockey’s update on the chalkboard read:
the track goes nowhere,
in the world, in-here,
so you can go on forever,
in your head, old dear.”
Running
about in man’s other reality may have some drawbacks,
but
on the upside is the fact that you never run out of room,
or
of complaints about never getting anywhere.
At
city tracks -- there are no losers --
just
moronic ticket stubs clutched in the hands of dazed robots, (sorry),
cows.
The
only way ordinary men know to contribute to the survival of their intangible
self
is
by talking about their self -- endlessly
-- ENDLESSLY!
Dietary
News.
In
the city, the only way you can be sure you have eaten is by over eating.
Corollary:
over eating in the city part of your mind does no harm
since
all consumables in the other reality are immaterial;
just
as stomachs are not strained by imaginary food,
neither
is the mind by references to its special domain.
You
may read, think, debate about god, goodness, goldie locks, the golden fleece
'til, the-calluses-come-back-to-swapistrano,
and
never overload the mind a whit -- no sir! –
that
is what it is there for (when not engaged in survival matters):
to
entertain and bamboozle -- and to BE entertained and bamboozled.
None
but the certain man need take notice of his mental intake;
only
a neural digestive system with a strictly private aim need pay any attention
to
the
nourishment normally available and force-fed to it;
it
soon recognizes that nothing suitable is ordinarily provided to man,
and
that it must somehow produce its own,
and
in that manner, by being both chef and consumer,
is
a man and his hungry mind assured of having the particular ingredients
needed
specifically
for his individual growth.
While standing near an atlas and a dictionary, one guys offers this tip:
Heads
Up! --
Definition At Six O’clock!
Civilization-as-a-verbal-structure:
a house of cliches built on a lot of plagiarism --
thus
it be (in a sense) that a truly original man is not
really ever civilized, but, hey! –
he
can fake it.
Erotica
For The Few.
Thoughts
= horniness,
awareness
of thoughts, relief.
“So,
pa pa, does than mean that waking-up
is like com -- never mind,
I’ve
got to go wash my hands.”
In
his attempt to continually update his personal vocabulary to properly reflect
his
ever growing understanding of the human experience, one man began calling,
beliefs
& opinions -- belches
& farts.
A
visitor from another world after reading several of this planet’s holy-books
remarked:
“What a curious collection of allegories....at least I HOPE they’re meant
as allegories!”
The
more civilized the person, the more irrational affection they feel for
pets.
“So,
pa pa, does this explain men’s unjustified groveling attitude toward their
thoughts?”
And
one chap confronts the question of:
“Is
there a connection between understanding and age?” by issuing this statement:
“Never listen to anyone under sixty -- unless they know what
they’re talking about."
Every
generation believes it has discovered new artistic, cultural and spiritual
truths -- for the very good reason that every generation invents
new ones.
If
you want to really hide something good, put it on the roof --
just above normal sight.
“Daddy,
does that help explain what most men are doing with their ability to think?”
Show
Biz News.
The
cheesier the film -- the longer the credits:
yet
another take on the copious verbosity of the city’s,
self-promotion-as-means-of-a-cover.
A
hollywood mystic makes this judgment of routine consciousness:
“A
box office smash -- an artistic pot-boiler.”
A
reader writes: “After following your Daily
News for some time now,
and
even attempting some of the neural tricks you have described,
it
all seems to me to come down to one question:
Is
it actually worth anything to be aware of what your brain is thinking?
After
writing this, I sat by a window in the sunlight and let my thoughts wander
over
the
question, and pretty soon I came to the conclusion that although the query
to me is valid and extremely provocative, it is not really the essence
of what motivated me to write you in the first place;
making
the effort to be aware in real time of the thoughts your brain is endlessly
churning out must have some value --
but
there is something else, much deeper than that that I just can’t get my
hands on enough to describe or put into a question....................and
just after I wrote those last words, I was preparing to ask you if you
knew what the something is that I am talking about, but can’t see
clearly enough to put into words..............and it suddenly struck me
that
a
response from you, or anyone else would not help me here;
I
know and feel for certain that something quite important and revealing
is hiding
just
behind everything I believe I now know, and that nothing but my own efforts
will ever get me to it............and yet -- just writing
this to you still seems to have helped,
(and I was just
again tempted to ask you if you can explain that, but herein I am faced
with the same old situation of having to ultimately explain it and
everything
else for myself).
At
the very least, maybe that
is what reading your Daily News
has done for me.
Yours,”
etc --
J
And
a guy has just shown up who may have the ultimate view (or at least a mighty
challenging one):
“There
are two types of people: me and everybody else.”
J
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