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Ordinary
men are not interested in knowing what is going on
as
long as they can make fun of others not knowing.
Ordinary
men&minds do not care whether what they think about life is correct
as
long as they can criticize what other people think.
Ordinary
men are not only not interested in knowing what is really going on,
they
are not even able to realize that they don’t know.
A
man said to a neighbor: “Staying alive is only perceived as a challenge
when
you believe you are dying;
same
with being maximally conscious --
only
after a worm is told he is small does he become uneasy about his size,”
and
the neighbor countered:
“But
men and the matter of consciousness are surely not the same,
for
in your example of the worm,
it
had no real cause to feel differently about itself after someone commented
on its size since that was a matter about which it could do nothing,
wherein
with man and his consciousness, he can at every given moment
have
a quite direct effect thereon merely by the concentration of his attention,
and
thus any negative feelings about himself he experiences
from
having the poor quality of his common state noted are not without justification.
What do you say to that?!”
“I
was obviously unaware of who I was talking to.”
When
talking to other people,
men
are always aware of precisely who they are talking to,
but
when they talk to themselves
(the
routine activity in ordinary men’s brains that they call, “thinking”)
they
have no such awareness --
they
do not even identify the activity as, talking-to-themselves
--
but
if for a moment, you got them to agree to this description,
they
would then insist that they are completely aware of who they are talking
to
in
their minds -- to their self! --
a
cerebral trompe l'oeil, the failure to recognize which,
divides
discretely the certain man from everyone else with a cortex.
Staying
alive is only perceived as a challenge when you believe you could be dying;
same
it be with staying maximally conscious (or need it be noted) same it SHOULD
be, for the would-be rebel.
En
passant: you ever consider the fact that only such a man is in the
position of apparently beating up on himself for some fault (in this instance,
his mental laziness) with the beating-up requiring more effort than
would have been originally needed to save him from the laziness he is now
beating himself up over?
“Pa
pa -- is there no way out of this conundrum?”
“Stop talking to yourself like that, boy!”
Ovulation
without representation is premature calculation;
your,
it-came-with-the-car mind gives
birth to highway thoughts far too freely to suit the driving needs of the
hot-rodded, certain man --
OR:
one
man used to think-about-things -- until he finally realized
how limited was his, think-about-things motor.
“But
pa pa -- how can a piece of machinery ever recognize its own condition?!”
“My my! -- I obviously was not fully aware of the quality of
who I was talking to.
Come ‘ere lad, and let me squeeze the rest of the juice outta ya!”
Only
two types talk to themselves: men asleep and dreaming,
and
a man who's awaked -- but had a momentary relapse.
Ordinary
people at the movies want to comment on what they see on the screen;
the
certain man lets the traffic flow freely by his house
with
any related noise coming entirely from
the traffic.
The
exhaust of man’s collective mental traffic will harm you only if you breath
it -- which will cause you to react to it --
which
will cause you to feel you are choking on it --
which
causes you (for safety’s sake) to sink into a less than fully conscious
condition.
The
certain man -- for his own physical good -- stays as
conscious as possible.
In
the cemetery (if your hearing is adequate) two varieties of voices can
be heard: those still bitching about their lives, and the certain man’s
corpse still whistling dixie.
“Son,
the certain man despises upkeep,
and
strives above all to keep expenses to the absolute minimum.”
“Are you speaking here in metaphor, or symbolism?”
“In
the latter for sure lad -- if I’ve ever heard it.”
On
one of the city radio stations was heard the following public service announcement:
“There
are two hobbies that all citizens should pursue: staying alive, and: having
fun.
We
now return to our normal: boring programs,
disheartening
news, and embarrassing advertising.”
(Man! does
he have the routine mind down pat or what!)
And
one of the speakers in the park who calls himself: The
Downhome Philosopher offers up this:
“A man that don’t want nuthing could
be in for a pleasant surprise.”
Civility
& Partisan Rigidity Reconsidered.
A
sneer is as good as a smirk, but a bullet -- better still.
(While
favoring needed correction, but disdaining firearms,
one
man kept handy instead: harsh personal opinions.)
And
when never-predictable, rolling waves of oceanic depression
would
threaten to swamp his little limbic craft,
this
one old salt would hike up his pants and sing:
“Oh -- get out the oars,
I’m again in the thores.”
(it is assumed
he meant, “throes” but realized at the last moment that it did not rhyme
with oars -- but: such is a poet's life at sea --
see?!)
And
one kid offered his wisdom to an even younger sibling: “The way I see it
is:
the
only possible reason to ever forego a pleasure is to -- let
it ripen.”
‘Twould
be useful if a man could look at his mental operations with the same objective
detachment with which a woman can an erotic photograph of her body.
Liberated
consciousness could hold dramatic, pseudo hostility toward one thing only:
neutered intellectual capacity --
“Yes,”
says the herd, “We may be mentally impotent, but at least it comes naturally,
and therefore we don’t have to suffer over it --
(like those smarty-ass
certain men types do,” they added under their breath).
A
lad asked his dad:
“Since
(in a sense) everything men do in the physical world-of-survival is a power-play
of one sort or another, could there be a parallel in man’s intellectual
activities?”
and
in a loud, theatric voice the elder replied:
“Could
there? -- COULD THERE!”
Says
one man to everyone he meets: “I hold you personally responsible” --
and
thus far everyone hearing it has been instantly enlightened by it.
True
originality of thought will take you far -- if you have
a plane ticket.
One
man one day finally had this appear in his brain:
“While
I’m no genius, it’s still become pretty plain to even me
that
it’s some kind of super waste of time for me to use my mind to just keep
thinking the same old things over and over again,”
and
a reader instantly emails: “Point of order!
The
stomach can live quite nicely on a most repetitive diet --
so why not the brain?!” It can sir -- and
therein for the few lies the heartbreak & indigestion.
“Pa
pa, can you explain what, being-asleep, and being-awake are
any
simpler than you have previously?”
“Always -- but that is supposed to be one of your jobs.”
For
those who want to wake-up, and who think/feel/believe they are not,
becoming
so is the most serious thing in life;
after
they have achieved it -- it is the most humorous.
J
JAN'SDAILYFRESHREALNEWS
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