(Can
be considered a continuation of 1/5/04.......if you like).
When
they are young and their hormones naturally boiling:
everyone
wants a life of great adventure, but good god! --
look
what it soon enough turns into.
“Are you hinting that the way around this is to (on your own)
create an unnatural, continued churning in the blood?”
A
father noted to a son: “In one quite well founded sense:
to
wake yourself up requires that you be constantly saying to yourself aloud
what
the rest of humanity only thinks -- in momentary, quickly forgotten
flashes.”
A
man inquired of his private diagnostician:
“Is
falling apart physically adequate excuse for doing so otherwise?”
“If you are normal -- without question.”
“And
leeway to make known your condition verbally?”
“For ordinary people -- most assuredly.”
The
fellow mulled on these responses for a moment or three, then said:
“Guess
that about covers it.”
This
episode reveals what is likely the most popular reason for being ordinary-in-the-brain:
the fact that you can say the kinds of things everyone else says and not
seem foolish (well, not inordinately so).
When
all the sheep are bleating, your individual whiny version doesn’t sound
so bad,
or
make you stand out.
Life
and its constituent cows either swim or sink together;
same
be true concerning each man’s nervous system and its seeming components,
and only the anomalously wired few discover that the balance of power therein
can
be tweaked.
A
strong suggestion of an awakened man is that when he is dead
he
doesn’t bitch about it.
Sometimes
on peculiarly laid back days this one man would linger for a moment
in
front of a mirror, look in and say: “In spite of everything:
you’re
still more fun than anyone else
who’s tried to be me,” and his reflection,
(being
the enlightened creature it was) would say nothing in response.
Legend
tells of an obscure school dedicated to getting-to-the-bottom-of-things
whose main method they called: The
Bounce Around Approach,
whereby
certain men could train non standard synapses to tell native born ones,
when
they were handling an incoming idea: “Hey! -- toss it over
to me.”
(Aka:
Keep it in the family, but don’t hesitate to bully your kin.)
As
was his wont:
after
the king had delivered his remarks to the people,
he
opened things up to: Question &
Answer Time --
just
as soon as the firing squad was in place.
One
man offers:
“If
you really want to torture yourself,
just
do everything you want to do.
............................................................................................(Maybe
I meant to say: ‘profitably torture’?!”)
Crude
and lewd are in the blood,
a
goodly amount of which in most men,
make
it into the brain’s thought.
(For
a few: “Let Me Off Uptown”
is not just the title of a song.)
What by most would be considered a luxury, the certain man finds a necessity.
A
father advised a son that he should daily have a favorite
word -- one that came-from
and was exemplary-of some recent personal realization.
(By
the by: the rebel father’s favorite word is always: son,
[similarly
to how the nervous system’s is: synapses.])
The
Prime Rib Of Living In Standard Consciousness And (As They Say There):
“Gaining
Perspective Through Personal Experiences.”
You
can gush on about your deep appreciation of sight --
after
one of your eyes is removed.
“Or of walking, when a leg is, no?!”
Si,
and also: of Enlightenment, while you’re still searching for it.
“It was going okay ‘til you threw that
one
in!”
Getting
over lameness is not the big deal you imagined it was when it turns out
that your lameness was imaginary.
(And
don’t bother asking for clarification of this,
since
no one can get it until they
get it.)
Says
one guy: “What’s the use in being a big, strong muther if you don’t become
a policeman and use it to push people around.”
Note:
This also can happen involving not people, but synapses.
Tourism
Uncovered.
Just
because someone is offering tempting sounding directions
doesn’t
mean they have made the journey their self.
(And
please note: situations such as this are what makes possible
the
seeming viability of man’s intangible cultural/spiritual world.
The
Special Math: Two small scams can
equal
one large fraud.)
The
City Metaphysical Diagnosis.
“You
are sick through weakness -- as a special lesson delivered
by Fate.”
The most commonly heard victory cry in the city: “Why are you doing this to ME?!”
One
chap likes to say:
“If
I can just make it through my life -- I’ll worry about the
rest later.”
And
another man notes: “The biggest drawback to writing rather than speaking
is
your inability to employ hand gestures.
(Should
I say: ‘drawback when you’re on a mission?’”)
Remind
yourself regularly of that curious operating definition men have of: progress
in
their unique, intangible reality:
Putting
something back in the condition it was before it got apparently broken.
“Yes,
it was a very bad time: for a while my one remaining lung became infected,
but
we finally cleared it up and I’m now back to my normal, fifty-per-cent-breathing.”
“Yes,
we were quite concerned for a while:
Cinderella
had a bad limp, but praise be, she’s over it now.”
Fact:
Judgments of retreat or advancement must take into consideration
the
setting of the matter being spoken of.
To
wit: There is no dishonor in getting-nowhere
if
you are in a place that has no where.
For
the basic few questions that absorb man’s time -- there are
no answers --
that’s
why they’re so popular.
Glimpses
& Gunnery.
Once
one man’s inner sight got a full shot of his self --
he
immediately took a shot at that
self.
The less meaningful it be, the more it will be touted as: “Essential! -- A Must Have!”
“Okay,”
says a man previously mentioned, how ‘bout it like this:
If
you really want to teach-yourself-a-lesson
--
just
do everything that you want to do.
(Is that better?)"
Another
chap presents: “There is something in all of us, struggling to get out:
sick
cells.”
“You overlooked: stupidity.”
“No
I didn’t -- you aren’t listening.”
Every
joke is at someone else’s expense --
except
the one known only to the certain man.
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