It's
Not About What To Think, But What To Do WITH Thinking
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Dialogue.
“The
most prominent feature of being a human is: not knowing.”
“Nay! -- it is in being able to know
that you don't know.”
"Okay
-- as long as you understand why you put the first know
in italics."
A
father advised a son:
“The
reason men accept that the idea which says: 'Anyone who tries to help you,
wants something from you' is mere cynicism
is
to keep them from realizing its veracity.”
“A fairly common ploy, huh Pop?!”
“As
widespread as dew, my boy.”
You
know an ill is fatal if someone says they feel the need to “go public”
with it --
for
that means it’s some form of being asleep & ordinary.
You
can be assured you are in a standard love affair if your partner encourages
or just tolerates you whining as is natural to you.
(“I don’t need a lesser half -- I AM my lesser half!”)
Tattooed
on his west buttock, has one man:
“When
it comes to life: being disappointed ain’t the half of it.” (On
the background of a delicate, red heart.)
If
people in the city ignore your ideas, begin referring to them as that:
“controversial
new theory.”
(Cinderella
amounted to nothing ‘til word got out that she slept around,
[same
with all the better known gods.])
Said
a father to a son: “When it comes to the really important questions in
life,
men
are born to be either: a writer or a reader: a talker or a listener,
but
to ever get to the bottom of things requires that you be a nothinger
--
do
you dig me? -- and you better
not reply.”
The
ruler of one desert kingdom says that all the troubles began only when
the
demand for sand exports dried up.
“Ain’t
that how it is in all areas,” noted one everyday guy,
who
sometimes said things no one was sure they understood -- but,
hey! --
otherwise:
what’s the point in knowing
such a guy.
One
man likes to continually check his email Inbox -- when
he is offline --
just
to keep his disappointment level high.
Men
fight for reasons hormonal; their neural justifications are but
civil
window-dressing. (Stick this whole scenario into your own head.)
One
man says he is convinced, without question, that life would be supremely
better
if
only several changes could be implemented:
that
all chocolate products be of the purest manufacturing quality possible;
that
those doing voice-overs to travelogues must be in the locale they are describing
when
they record them, and that the twelve secret families running everything
would
stop it.
“Pa
pa: what is your latest favorite verbal foolishness of humans?”
“Men criticizing the so called artistic creations other men have made up.”
(“Cripes!
-- have you read that new, totally out of fashion novel by Candide!")
Those
disturbed by the injustices they perceive inflicted on humans by life
are
the same ones surprised at how perfectly men and women’s sexual organs
fit
together. (Damn! -- almost as though they were made for each other.)
"Let me be sure I have this straight:
not that injustice and man were made for each other,
but man's mind and thoughts
of injustice?"
Straightupamundo.
Those
who harken to the past -- don’t feel they did well there;
and
those who often refer to their self -- don’t feel they’ve done
well there either.
Quality
and substantiality speaks for itself
(which
accounts for dirt’s widespread silence.
“And
also the enlightened man's, huh?!”
“Who?”)
One
guy says:
“My
motto is: 'Being ill
prepared is no reason not to be
prepared,’”
and
offers himself as an example.
“Of what, precisely?”
“My
name is not precisely.”
Moral:
Being alive
is being prepared.
“If you understand it (you probably mean)?!”
Probably.
Those
who say they are: torn-between-two-lives
--
are missing something.
(Hint:
There are no ophthalmologists on the sun.)
How
Life (Via Words) May Be Working When Men Are Not Paying Close Attention.
A
race car driver began referring to trips to the bathroom at home as:
making
a pit stop, which, because of his behavioral dyslexia,
made
for some interesting times at the track.
The
normally running mind is made to measure
-- not to think.
What
is stupid is not (for instance) some group believing that the dead benefit
by
being
buried on a sacred mountain, but rather outsiders treating it seriously.
Men
enjoy the mysteries they have contrived
within their religious conceits --
not
having access to the real one.
Noted
a father to a son:
“What
happens in your head is weird and interesting,
but
what goes on in your chest is even more so.”
“Then why do you talk almost exclusively about the head stuff?”
“It
is the source of talk and would thus seem to be most able to speak of itself.”
“Is the word: ‘seem’
here of extreme importance?”
“As
always: for even if colored dye is poured in a river downstream,
within
it still exists the original water.”
The
broadcast that each person receives in their mind seems generally to be
an
all request station, but men cannot decide whether or not they are the
DJ.
Says
one author: “The best thing about writing fiction is that you have an acceptable
excuse for the characters floating in your head, being out of control.”
("Yeah,
I may be the titular Zeus
in there, but I'm telling you:
those
lesser gods have minds of their own! Jeeze!”)
Offers
one dude this encouragement:
“Scale
and size does
matter: consider the difference in an elephant being shot
in
the head with a BB, and a flea taking a .357 shell.
(Remember
that
next time you’re trying to fit a king size idea into your
valise).”
One
guy wonders if this might not be the ultimate question:
"If
you found out you were dying -- would you keep going to the
gym?"
(He
adds that the extended allegorical use of this is too salient to be noted.)
Some
ordinary people will say that past a certain point: “all you can do is
laugh,”
but
they mean past a certain point of the catastrophes in your life,
all
you can do is laugh,
while
the certain man knows of another non negative place past which
there
is nothing left to do but laugh -- ‘cause there literally IS
nothing else there.
Conversation.
“I
feel under great pressure.”
“To do what?”
“I’m
not sure.”
“That must create great stress.”
“Yeah......but
it does
give me something to talk about.”
“Neat.”
One
man says: “To me, the biggest question is: If men couldn’t talk about their
lives -- could they bear them?”
Your
I.Q. Re-Test.
If
other people’s intelligence (and lack thereof) continues to bother you
--
you’re
still an imbecile.
J
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