Says
a guy: “What is behind some people’s attraction to the idea that
man
is asleep but that through certain efforts can awaken,
is
the same as that underlying religion’s appeal: the way a person feels
--
not
how they think -- but how they feel,
and
let us assume that through his struggle to awaken a man eventually
comes
to accept as fact that he cannot change the ways he feels --
but --
he
can and must
try to change his thinking,
for
only thereby can he possibly succeed (albeit achieved indirectly).
No
matter its sincerity, knowledge, or charm, a pig cannot teach itself to
fly,
but
it can (though individual ploys, indescribable in rational terms)
stop
the stuff that goes on in its head from making it believe it should be
able to,
and
condemning it for not doing so.
“So
the best you can say is that waking-up gets you out of a pig sty
-- no! -- wait! -- you didn’t even say that:
you’re saying that it only gets you out of an imaginary one.
Yeah -- that’s really fabulous: something I'd sure wanna spend my
time on!!”
Chit
Chat.
”The
only reason ordinary people sing and write is in hopes that someday
they’ll
sing and write about their self.”
“But isn’t that the way it’s supposed to be?”
“Probably.”
Monologue
Arising From Previous Conversation.
“Why
do you bother to mention what turns out to be the obvious and expected?”
The same force that puts thoughts in men’s minds puts words in their mouths.
Offers
one man:
“One
of the best things about trying to get-to-the-bottom-of-things
is
the absence of support groups.”
“See! -- even the roughest of activities (like mountain climbing,
say)
has its own special rewards (like getting dizzy from oxygen deprivation).”
When
a king really knows what he’s doing, he doesn’t need anyone’s approval;
what
the hell’s the use in being
king if you’re in any way dependent on
forces
outside yourself?!
To
himself one man constantly said: “The pressure is on” -- (to
be accurate):
his
hormones constantly felt that the pressure is on,
and
his neurons would say any number of things,
but
they all unwittingly represented the same thing: “The pressure is on.”
(“Ain’t love and the brain’s yammer grand!”)
And
of course it is the duty of everyone who’s not stupid
to
frequently mention the fact: “I’m not stupid!”
(Remember
boys & girls: life is depending on YOU!)
Mused
one chap: “Another nice thing about waking-up is that
it
has no impact on the environment (except my private one of course).”
When
you learn how to have your own ideas,
you
learn to go with your first one --
it
is always the cheapest date --
and
the one most likely to get you laid.
Says
another guy: “The world is divided into twenty seven groups, no, two:
those
who want to change the environment outside of them,
and
those who are only interested in the one inside
of them."
("Yes
sir! -- God bless ‘em! -- my kinda guys!
-- all twenty seven bundles of them!”)
Note:
the environment outside of you is
serious,
while
the one inside is so only by default, permission, laziness and stupidity.
Those
who say that men make their own environment are half right, only trouble
is:
the
half who know this are not the ones who say it,
or
have an interest in hearing it said.
(“Hey! -- me and my oxygen tank don’t get it!”)
Life
wants it known how much it truly appreciates those who will take the time
to publicly say that they are an: eternal
optimist......(in
spite of all the constant crap …..
......for which
they certainly aren’t responsible).
Whenever
this one famous guy
in the city would be interviewed his publicist would stand near by and
no matter what question the reporter would ask his client,
the
P.R. guy would interrupt by saying: “Just what are you trying to infer?”
(It surprises
some to discover how many different professions operate
in the urban
area of their brain/mind.)
Accepting
the mental life that appears in your head as your complete one,
is
like trying to barter with the dead. (“What
if? What if? What if?”
-- hell!)
The
commerce that takes place in the upper reaches of the ordinary man’s
nervous
system, when seen aright, belies all concepts of profit.
(Another reason
the certain man tends to only do business with himself on the black market!)
Only
at a deep discount is a fool a bargain.
Said
a father to a son:
“The
only way you would ever know what the certain man is like
is
if someone other than him told you.”
“And I take it you’re not saying that what they might tell you would
accurately represent what such a person is,
and that what you’re really talking about anyway is something that would
occur in
a certain man’s own mind regarding him not even trying to tell himself
what he is like, now that he has seen what is actually going on with life?!”
“Bingoamundo!
on both counts, my little no-account.”
Pursuing a standard mental life assures one of an early death.
Conversation
In C Sharp, Opus Three.
“More
people sail away than ever return.”
“But if you were on the other shore it would seem just the reverse.”
Men’s
city myth tells only of the voice
Adam heard in his head directing him
to leave
the previously quiet Garden, and nothing about what our progenitor-of-consciousness
may have later realized on his own about his early, pre-audio/verbal days,
and
how it might have affected his after the fact affection for the place &
condition.
Only
hogs with retroactive amnesia want to go back
to Chicago.
The
stock yards outlier understands: “My future lies in me -- if
only I can find it.”
Another
Round Of: Questions & Answers.
Question:
What is the easiest act possible for the mind.
Answer:
Attacking the mind.
Question:
Why is this?
Answer:
There is no verbal answer to this.
Question:
Well, thank you for your time and assistance.
The
old man said:
“Everyone
sleeps-over
when they’re out of town,” and the kid inquired:
“Do you by any chance refer to talk rather than sleep?”
and
the elder wrote down on a slip of paper:
“Even
if you weren’t
a child of mine -- you’d
still be a child of mine.
The
future begats its own.”
Those
with the shakiest vegetables erect the strongest fences around their garden.
(Even
spit glands and the rectum have the right of self defense.)
Trying
to make sense of standard thinking is a fruitless task.
One
man proffers:
“When
I hear someone say they believe that by swearing allegiance to
some
set of religious rules, after they die they will receive a great
reward ,
and
I look at the life they lead, I wonder exactly what they picture this reward
to be?!”
Practical
Neuro Info For The Few.
The
brain cells in each individual that make up mankind’s collective mind
don’t
get old -- they were born
old.
Related
Medical Ponderer.
Is
there anything worse than being stillborn?
“Never realizing it?”
See
-- right there is probably the biggest incentive to being ordinary,
and
not realizing stuff --
‘cause
not-realizing
keeps you from realizing you don’t.
(You
may say that life is overweight, but you can’t say it’s not upright.)
One
man, charged with having incestuous relations with his own mind
plea
bargained to a lesser offense: Being
a human.
“Yeah!
I’m breaking outta here, see!
Just
as soon as I figure out where here is! Yeah!”
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