Said
a boy to his grandfather who was dying after a lengthy illness:
“I
have been most informed and touched by the way you’ve handled death:
not
speaking of it to me -- but only of life,”
“The same,” he replied, “as should you do with yourself.”
Erotic
Metaphysical News.
Trying
to wake-up is a form of prolonging the climax of mental death.
Verbal
Field Day.
“An
enlightened man will always take the time to sign autographs and talk to
his fans.”
“Any particular reason?”
“Because
he has none.............let me refine that:
The
more awake a man is, the fewer fans he has.”
“Any chance you’re saying that because you consider yourself awake,
yet have no fans clamoring for your autograph?”
“Wow!
-- you' re proving quite a surprise.”
Anyone
who says that from reading the writings of a man they feel like they
truly
know what the man was has no grasp on what life and man is about.
Conversation.
“There’s
one thing worse than being let down by the judicial system:
being
let down by the medical system.”
“Yeah -- but there’s one still worse than that.”
Fact.
"The
world’s oldest living person” is fooling everyone.
(“And I’ll give you a fact: I don’t the hell get it.”
Hey
-- two facts for the price of one.)
The
harsh words exchanged between competing political parties
are
the harmless yapping of the king’s lap doggies.
("Somehow I feel that is a proffered symbolic applicant for my own
mind.")
Reading
gravely the epitaphs on headstones in a cemetery a man critically mused:
“It
is some conceit: summing up a man’s life in a couple of words,”
“Yeah,”
injected an overturned vase of tulips on the adjoining grave,
“something
that a man does to himself during his life
by
the way he conducts his life."
More
Politics.
Patriotism
is religion for men in a really manly mood.
If
you are in a relationship so frustrating that you say:
“I
don’t know what you want from me,”
and
if you are a person struggling to awaken,
take
that same approach with you and what it is you believe you're struggling
with.
(“By the way [if you’re interested] I double
hell don't get this one.”)
Psychological
Update.
If
the sins of your fathers is the cause of your problems -- get
used to ‘em shorty.
Reminder:
For incurable ills there are no cures,
(sorry,
of course that should read: improbable
ills.)
Nutrition
Update.
When
you eat -- always over eat (except obviously, when you’re consuming
a fast.)
Tongue
Update.
If
you’re ordinary -- all you can talk about is what ordinary
people talk about.
(“Y”
for: Yuk!)
Men
who keep diaries which contain the word,
“I”
have
nothing about them worth remembering.
Medical
Update.
The
best thing you can do for your immune system
is
to be immune to meaningless thoughts.
One
characteristic of a man who’s realized what is really going on with life
is
he never apologizes for his past.
Genetics
Update.
Men
by nature are programmed to mentally attack one another;
another
reason trying to wake-up is an unnatural act.
Commonly
do you hear that moving forward vigorously is information-technology,
with nary a mention of just plain old info.
The
Spiritual/Cultural/Metaphysical Gift Basket.
When
you know the contents don’t exist -- why not emphasize the
container.
The
ultimate in risk-management consists
of man’s collective beliefs.
(“How
civil: Even idiot cows are safe inside the herd. Moo!”)
The
Great Intelligentsia Game.
Why
not play winner-take-all when there IS no “all”
there.
Everyone
who believes there is a small group of men running the world
detests
them and wants them stopped;
their
take also is that the conspirators somehow manage to keep most people from
believing there is one, a trick they secretly admire and want to learn
to duplicate
before
the conspirators are crushed.
No
one despises a tyrant like those wanting to replace him.
(“I suppose I could relay this bit of info on to the rebellious part of
my mind, couldn’t I.”)
Cows
dream that if they could take control of the train,
they’d
run over Oscar Mayer
and all the Hormel Brothers
which
would somehow (ex post facto) save the lives of long dead cattle.
In
the hearts of the collective, nothing calls quite like Chicago.
“I regret that I can die but once in the bosom of my multiplied self,”
(translation:)
This speaks to the usual fate of the few potentially-independent neurons
in a person’s brain.
Fifth
Estate News (For Imbibing Stringers With Large Bottle Tastes).
Offers
one reporter: "The problem with the news as reported in the city is that
all
of the stories are about idiots."
One
man anticipates taking advantage of a: “30
Day Supply”
when
he only has thirty days left.
(“If you can’t come out good -- at least try to come out even,”
says he.)
The
Unfaced Nexus Twixt Mind And Rockhard Reality.
You
can know all the words in a medical dictionary
but
still not be able to practice medicine,
while
if you know all the pertinent terms of a religion, you can be a jam-up
priest.
(“Neat! -- that could come in handy -- but seriously:
what should that tell me about -- oh, never mind --
I don’t think I want to get into that just now.”)
The
certain blindness of man’s intelligence of interest to the few is contained
in such statements as: “Through scientific study, we now know how the body
keeps us alive,” when the fact is: Life keeps itself alive (and us for
a while, individually).
(The reality of life itself being alive continues to confound even the
city's most learned.)
Under
prolonged questioning he finally admitted to being: “Part of a campaign.”
Moral:
Not all answers have value.
Dialogue.
“I’ve
learned a lot while listening to other people talk.”
“You mean: from
listening to them talk.”
“I
said what I meant.”
A
father said to a son:
“To
respond to the question of: ‘Why
do you do what you do?’
would
be absolute proof of something peculiar about you,
(which
by now I don’t have to specify -- do I?)” --
and
this time ‘round at least, the kid was alert enough not to answer.
“Professor: if I do well on this exam and graduate:
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