The
Name Of The Paper Life Delivers Daily To Everyone Is:
I
Don't Get It!
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While
men are composed of both thoughts and feelings, and partisan sentiments
are necessary at the physical level to lead men to make choices conducive
to survival,
for
the nervous-system-rebel, such are a detriment at the mental one.
(“You might as well ignore them: the healthy adults are gonna keep sluggin’
it out
in the basement, as will the children in the attic.”)
Struggle
per se is not the certain man’s problem --
for
his case, add the modifier, meaningless.
One
man who finally caught-on says that looking back now
he
can see a kind of progression he went through:
the
first part of his life was spent in play like everyone else;
then
in his late teens he became serious about learning what he and life
were
really all about;
then
passed his twenties, thirties and forties seeking a source for such seemingly,
deep-hidden information;
then
somewhere in his fifties, one day, suddenly and as a complete surprise,
he
realized that he knew The Answer,
and that all of his questions had been
(and
he says there is no other word for it) meaningless,
which
in large part turned out to BE their answer.
“All
in all,” (adds he) “though thinking back I don’t see how things could have
been otherwise, there still is no doubt that (as much extraordinary fun
it was)
technically
speaking: everything I did and thought in my first fifty odd years to awaken
was meaningless -- and yet I now understand that: it meant
everything
to me.
(Both
neat, weird and
double-neat, huh?!)"
Whales
don’t need the flattery of minnows;
why
would whales even bother to be
whales if they were going to require flattery.
Often
after he’s had a few drinks, one guy will hug himself and say:
“I
love ya man!” (which he always finds annoying.)
Don’t
be concerned about the employment situation:
as
long as you will talk about yourself -- you’ll always have
a job.
(Follow-up
to previous story): Also: whales don’t need mirrors:
when
you’re that large -- what is there about you for you to see?!
In
a sister solar system this year’s award for Excellence-in-religious-thought
went
to the slogan: “You’re one too!”
Acting as a self-appointed diagnostician one man says that something is wrong with you physically if you’re over thirty six years old and still reading other men’s writings.
The
king explained his football team’s reputation for always, getting-off-to-a-fast-start
by
noting they begin each game already credited with three touchdowns
(“Same
arrangement as enjoyed by my nephew:
the
one who seems to know what's going on.")
As
some have verbally surmised, the trick would be to:
Live
only in the present moment --
problem is:
thought
finds: the-present-moment
a foreign concept.
One
man (perhaps with painting on his mind)
refers
to the first forty years of his life as his:
Idiot Period.
“Son,”
said a father to one, “what would you say if I told you there is absolutely
no connection between anything
a person says and what they understand?”
“That I trust there’s one exception.”
Conversation.
“Though
no zoologist (and certainly no psychologist) will admit it:
life
forms who survive best practice opportunistic cannabalism.”
“I believe man’s arts prove that.”
“You
Should Have Your Brakes Tuned Up At Least Once A Year -- If
You’re A Sucker!” -- the full text of a sign never found in buildings
where men go to seek forgiveness
and
spiritual instruction.
After
profusely pondering all the pundits' preferred philosophical and metaphysical
questions, one man concluded that the primo one is to ask yourself:
“Why
do I like being alive?”
Although
he is the only person to appear on stage,
one
man’s performance is billed as: “A
Two Man Show.”
As
he lay dead in his coffin at the state funeral, the slain tyrant thought:
“Hey
-- if you wanna be a big shot -- you gotta be prepared
to pay the price.”
Noted
the Very Special Prosecutor:
“About
the only way to convict an ordinary man of his ordinary life offenses
is
by getting him to roll over on his self.”
Dialogue.
“Only
the enlightened regularly feel excited and happy for no reason.”
“What about manic depressives?”
“Well....ah....”
To
put a useable handle on the boy’s current perception of things,
one
father told a son that they were too poor to afford a subconscious,
and
personal-issues.
A person who will admit to regrets has suffered an unrecognized mini stroke.
Downstairs
it’s always now
--
while
in the upper levels the whole idea is but a vague dream.
One guy could mentally and momentarily talk himself into almost anything:
J
Though
he had no principal he lived by, the one he died by was: Excelsior!
-- Quid
Inferi Nihil Restat
(Onward!
-- What The Hell Alternative Is There!)
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