It
is said that when the Universe
was still hot with the breath of creation,
all
forces and forms were symmetrical but as they cooled became asymmetrical;
man
too reaches maximum mechanical expansion --
and then cools,
becoming
asymmetrical, with some energies muted and others boosted:
such
constitutes the unbalanced inner stability of ordinary men.
(Collateral
Suggestion To The Science Outlier:
Do not even think of man as a solid.)
Amongst
all life forms, nouns exist only for man
(which
may be fair enough since he believes himself to be one).
(Collateral
Cosmic Banking Note: On one world,
what you believe
is
deducted from your What You Know account.)
Math.
Ordinary
consciousness sees only incomplete equations;
thus
ad hocly, almost anything can be seen to partially equal almost
anything else
at
some particular instant in time.
(Pst!
– only the certain-man realizes this to be eternally true throughout
man’s
second,
cultural reality.)
Spiritualism.
Do
you hear voices? – no, you say – well who was it
that told you “no”?
You
cannot truly predict the outcome of a game;
what
you can do is participate therein and make your prediction come
to pass.
(“But does that count?”
Who
let a crazy person in here!?)
“Okay
pa pa: give me an update on the funniest thing you’ve seen.”
“Articles with headlines: ‘What The
Government, Doctors, Bankers,
Archeologists,
The Church,” (and so on)‘Aren’t
Telling You!’”
A
common, defiant cry of man is: “We will never forget!”
but
for the few, this will not do; you cannot solve-the-mystery and be tied
to the past;
a
taste for that time is a sure sign of your entrenched confusion;
the
special investigator does not merely deny the past – but abandons
it.
The
way to get over something is to get away from it.
(And man’s second
reality properly yells: “Don’t listen to him!”)
Once
in bed at night and his brain on the verge of going to sleep,
one
man often snarls at his mind: “Get ready sucker!”
A
temporal traveler tells this tale:
“There
was once a time on earth when men engaged in a simply horrid activity:
they
believed (or said they did) that humans cause other humans to do
what they do, especially the ones the speaker condemns.
(Phew!
– what a era that must have been!
-- and what a cerebral cesspool!)”
The
sign of being super civilized is that you express pride in being
a reformed
this
or that (drunk, drug addict, spouse abuser, child molester, serial killer,
con artist) rather than shame.
Different
Possibilities Regarding The Inner Life Of Man
As
Per Combined Physiological & Pop Culture References.
Those
who live in nervous-system-alabama identify themselves through actions;
those
in the general-hospital-of-the-spine seek to define their place
in the scheme of things via their endless struggles in the blue circuit
ward of emotions,
while
those in the cerebral-lab strive to establish their identity through
their words
in
speeches and papers;
the
certain-man on the other hand, surveys it all from his privileged inner
position --
then
steps outside for a smoke – permanently.
Any
entry into a system is also an exit;
man
enters his local system through physical birth and perceives the only exit
as
being death;
the
nervous-system-rebel through his efforts at individual evolution makes
an unconventional entry into a higher internal system and thus has a commonly
unknown way out of things.
There's
a chap who says that after a lifetime of quite unconventional study,
he
is now at a place where reality almost makes sense.
A
Collection Of Facts.
Small
habits are the strongest (by virtue of being the easiest to ignore);
that which is smallest is the most mechanical;
ordinary consciousness is the smallest possible expression of
man's potential consciousness;
these facts taken as a whole give you something to think about, huh!?
As
per conventional wisdom: Everybody needs somebody –
although
perhaps not a particular somebody.
(Rider:
The certain-man needs only his self.)
The
more security – the less freedom,
and
what (boys & girls) does the special investigator
need above all?……..............
A
father presented to a son a small clutch of interrogatories:
“Do
elderly joggers live longer because of their exercise,
or
do those who naturally live longer have an inherent need for physical activity?
Furthermore:
Does pornography have an effect on the sexuality of a society,
or
does the collective attitude of such groups produce the market for such
art?
And
motherfore furthermore: Does it even matter?”
And
the lad thought: “Ask me when my sneakers have a fatal blow-out
and
all my dirty pictures are stuck together.”
Do
you realize that on man’s planet, time can change the answer to any question?!
(Well…..except for that one.)
A
teacher of enlightenment addressed his students:
“You
must learn to think-without-examples;
many
seekers never learn this, why just the other day I heard one of you say......
A
signal that you’ve gotten overly civilized is if you find yourself
looking for
an
allegorical lesson in eating and a metaphorical message in sex.
Authors
of novels, directors of films want, at the end of their work,
the
audience to admiringly say of the hero: “What a guy!” --
everyday
people hope for the same whenever they leave a room.
Religions
originally strove for a similar reaction to its figures at the conclusion
of
their
various fancy rituals, but received instead, too often only giggles,
(a situation
soon rectified by the introduction of armed ushers).
After
he stopped talking to his self one man thought: “Your loss.”
One
man explained his lack of watching movies and dramas on tv by saying that
he
had no interest in watching men (actors) engaged in pretending;
and
when then asked why he didn’t watch the news and political interviews,
he replied: “Same reason.”
Sequentiality
& Routine Neuron Placement.
Under
certain conditions, the first place you look is the last place the person
(or whatever they were) in front of you looked.
Only
the knowledge of the ordinary is collected serially.
A
Final Metaphysical Tip.
If,
when getting up from a chair, you constantly reach out and place all your
weight on a small relative to help you arise, he will eventually begin
to creak every time you do so,
and
you will finally be obliged to apply adhesive and clamps on him.
(An expense on
which the FCC
may look with favor.)
J
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We
top off today's News with even
more excerpts from
the
long forbidden (okay: ignored) writings
known
by such titles as:
“Perceptions
Of Matters Peripherally Pertinent (Perhaps),”
and:
“What The Hell Are You Talking About?!”
(and
always to a few insiders as: “UFN's:
Unidentified Flying Nevers.”)
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Never perish-the-thought unless you’re absolutely sure that you’ll have another one.
Never pay attention when they say: “You can’t let it get you down” – sure you can.
Never point a finger of guilt at anyone extremely large – or who looks like they might actually be guilty – (just forget about it and get out of there).
Never seek sexual counseling at a cock fight.
Never
cast-your-bread-upon-the-waters
unless you’re absolutely sure of
your
riparian rights.
Never while in Mongolia refer to a used yak salesman as “weenie breath.”
Never
join in some celebration-of-life unless they specify yours
as
the
object of the festivities.
Never
expect unemployed relatives or self-centered cat burglars to assist you
much
on
your-way-up.
Never forget: If everyone else IS who-they-say-they-are – who does that make you?
Never
bother to draw-your-own-conclusions
when
you can just as easily use someone else’s.
Never in a fancy restaurant clean-your-palette with a 1957 vintage paint thinner.
Never bother to actually feel sympathy – faking it works entirely as well.
Never pay their first-asking-price – or their second – or third.
Never admit that you’re a big-fan of any particular thing.
Never believe in any theory developed by two or more people who never met.
Never
use Latin phrases in your correspondence to anyone unless
you’re
reasonably certain it will make them feel stupid and annoyed.
Never depend too heavily on a person advertised as having many-talents.
Never
while on a furniture shopping-spree mistakenly purchase a pit-bull
instead
of a pit-group.
Never have the-time-of-your-life -- at least not all at once.
Never, study-war-no-more, unless you’re pretty darn sure that no one else is either.
Never admit that you have ever read anyone’s biography – why should you!
Never speak of a lolling motorcycle gang as that, simply-dreadful-bunch.
Never listen to serious-music if you find that it tends to make you serious.
Never
tell your prospective brother-in-law that your middle name is Coors,
and
your favorite shoe is the loafer.
Never take the word of a professional wrestler, even if sworn on a stack of pancakes.
Never whistle Whiggish tunes in Tory territory.
Never after the age of twelve should you bronze your children’s feet.
Never open a plumbing store in Flushing.
Never
take advice from a dead man.
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