When
it became clear that the kingdom would soon be under attack by the
combined
armies of the hair dressers and interior decorators,
the
King
(being an up-to-date, with-it
kind of guy) directed his Minister
Of Defense: “Arm the poets!”
– to which he demurred:
“Your Grace,
I would not do that.”
“And
why should we not give our poets guns?”
“Because My Lord,
in spite of your vast knowledge and experience,
artists are crazier than even you suspect – plus they
feel no allegiance to power.”
(Noodled
a spider on the wall, “Consciousness could learn a lot from Court,
it
sure as hell has from consciousness.”)
In
man’s second reality: All institutions are reflections of some feature
of consciousness, and every facet of consciousness has its manifestation
in
man’s
intangible realm.
(“Ain’t it downright tricky – and NEAT!”)
Long
and careful observation of how commonly do people
(including
public figures and experts: misspeak: say something they clearly did not
intend to – and never
notice it) brought one man
to ponder:
“Is
it a reflection of them not carefully listening to other people when they
speak,
and
thus assuming no one does so to them,
or
is it that no one actually listens intently to the specifics of what anyone
else says (except under the most uncommon of conditions),
or
might it simply be that no one actually listens to their
self when they talk –
a
case of: What’s the point of a ventriloquist dummy paying any attention
to
what
comes out of his mouth, and apparently his hollow head?”
(He smiled, shuddered
and added: “I love the kind of shivers I get when I think of stuff like
this.”)
After
finding a wire service by which he could send-money-quickly,
one
man discovered synapses by which he could do so ideas.
(“I
have found distinct profit in transferring certain outside commercial approaches
to
my inner head operations.”)
Dialogue.
“Even
combined: all the understanding of all city intellectuals
would
amount to very little.”
“How little?”
“Never
enough to comprehend what it means to be in the city.”
The
ole man told the kid:
“There
are two forms of hip:
Those who appear to be, and those who don’t let on.”
Observes
one chap: “If (as some are wont to say) human existence is a drama,
then
I suggest as its name: The Bend Over
Theatre.”
Conversation.
“There
are three ways not to get needlessly upset by things that have no significance
to you personally:
one
is to not listen to them recounted, and two is to not talk about them yourself."
“And what’s number three?”
“Get
a brain!”
(And
from behind a door his mama muttered: “Now you say it.”)
A
secret one guy holds: “Better than the effects of a laxative on your stomach
is
internally scoffing at other people’s stupidity.”
One man says that a certain phrase has begun appearing in his mind from time to time: “The farthest edge is the fastest way.”
People attempt to display their insightfulness (and unwittingly do so their ordinariness) by stating (in a slightly whiny tone) something about some matter that is (or should be) obvious; then raising their voice at the end of their comment to convey both the urgency of the matter and the fact that they alone have grasped it.
One
guy says he’s changed his mind’s nickname from: Cuts
& Bruises to: Four-Of-A-Kind.
The
speaker said:
“You
won’t become famous unless you want to be;
you
won’t become rich unless you want to be,
and
you won’t become powerful unless you want to be.
Are
there any questions?”
“How about becoming enlightened?”
“Tsk
tsk! – people are going to think you were paid to toss me such
a softball.”
One
man told each of his many children:
“If
to you your consciousness doesn’t say the funniest things in the world
– something is wrong.”
A
nice overlooked feature of watching television, movies and reading books
is that when so doing, consciousness can get so immersed therein that it
can go off on
its
own private spree with almost no chance of it becoming aware of what it
is doing:
in
other words: it can go wild in a way that constructively amounts to being
a
secret
from itself.
The
governmental structure on one star is such that if you vote for a man,
it
is your right at a future date to assassinate him.
(Some have talked
of trying to transpose this concept internally.)
One
man advises: “If the motto of your kingdom is: ‘Act first –
ask questions later,’ every other day you should swap places with someone
in an adjoining territory.”
After
years of intense contemplation on the matter,
one
fine autumn day a man called for his cat to come sit down in front of him,
then
conveyed the following:
“The
difficulty in divining the difference between folly and the truth turned
out to be that there seems to be none.”
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