When
(at the moment proper for them) the few
(who
are sane and relatively ordinary)
read
or hear that: “Man lives in a dream, but through certain efforts can
awaken,”
or:
“Man lives in the dark, but can be enlightened,”
or:
“Man lives in a kind of inner captivity, but by certain methods can be
liberated,” they instantly think:
“That’s it! – that’s what’s
been bugging me all these years,”
and
accomplishing this variously named goal becomes their life’s work;
but
when such a person says: “I want to awaken – I want to be
enlightened
–
I
want to be liberated” what they are really saying is:
“I
want to alter my own genetic makeup” – which is
preposterous!
–
what
other word is there for it but
preposterous!?
And yet --
the
certain few are not
preposterous --
so what say ye to this?
A
father so urged a son:
“If
you're going to rely on just one thing in life – be
sure it’s the right
thing.”
(And
mused the lad: “Another of the old man’s features you gotta love is that
in
speaking to me, he won't hesitate to ride the obvious –
when
it’s a dry track –
the
odds are good – and he sired the steed his self.”)
Nothing
is ever as clear and conspicuous as that which you realize for yourself.
It
matters not how many have set foot there before, when a Columbus gets
to
a place all on his own – it IS
his own.
Coopallary:
There is no such creature as an enlightened follower.
(“I don’t like that worth a god damn!”
What does that tell you.)
One
man said to his self:
“You're
not fooling anybody but you,” and replied:
“Hell, I don’t fool me,” and asked:
“Then
what’s the point of it all?” – and responded:
“That’s what I've been asking myself since I was eighteen.”
Dialogue.
“Once
you’ve been told that you're dying and you finally accept the
fact
–
it
clears your mind surprisingly.”
“Humm, why wouldn’t that work with being told that you're asleep &
in a dream?”
So
said a noun: “If religion was psychology – things would be
different.”
Then
a verb injected: “If thinking was action – things would be
different,”
and
an adverbial in-law added: “Shucks! – if things were
different
–
things
would be different.”
(“You have no
idea how relieved I was to hear that the idea of words having a life of
their own
has been thoroughly discredited.”)
The
two o’clock tongue lasher at speaker’s corner in city park today let go
with this:
“You
can be hot-stuff and think
that you're hot stuff,
or
you can be hot-stuff and never think about it;
to
be hot-stuff in the eyes of others, you must be in the first category,
to
be hot-stuff to yourself, aw,
nobody’s interested in that.”
One
of a man’s voices one morning said:
“Sometimes
when I'm alone and think of me – I almost cry,”
and
one of his other voices asked: “Out of loneliness? –
sadness?”
“No,
disbelief.”
A
father said to a son:
“There’s
something I've been wanting to tell you for many years,
but
I've kept putting it off, waiting for what I thought would be just the
right moment, but life is not infinite and I've been thinking how bad
I'd
feel if like today I was
run
down in the street and killed by a truck.”
“You mean how bad you'd feel because you didn’t get around to telling me
whatever it is!?”
“No,
you idiot! – how bad I'd feel to be run down and killed by a truck.”
One
preacher exhorted his feckless flock thus:
“No
need, blessed friends, to concern yourselves with the gossiping tongues
of
your fellow man, for when you're dead, dearly beloved,
history
will talk about everybody.”
(What
less can those in the ground expect but some cold-comfort!?
“Yes indeed – I can see that: ‘Everything
has its advantages’
[it’s just that personally, quite often, I can't make out what they
are.]”)
A
podiatrist inquired of a meteorologist:
“Just
because a blind man can't see the dam break lose – will he
be any less wet?”
One
chap, rhetorically at least, put the ponder to his self:
“Even
if you’re no clumsier than the average person –
still!
–
why
should you ever drop or break anything!?”
(And he knew the answer: it always comes back to a lack of focus.)
Another
Example Of: How It Goes.
By
dawn’s breaking light, in preparation for the final big battle,
the
conquistadors donned their armor
while
the god-chief of the indigenous people wrapped his self in his magic
robe…
One
middle-aged planet wrote to his young satellite away at school:
“If
you’re asked your opinion on some matter and you suspect that others
will
be
asked
also, never give your real opinion first.
Love,
Pop.”
Hormones
Remain The Ultimate Cure.
As
he advanced in years, one man (who had always been much concerned about
his appearance) began to worry to the point of depression as he thought
about how he would inevitably lose his good looks in old age, then one
day the way out hit him – Wham!
– “All you have to do is die before that happens!”
One
man says that one of the great joys of his life is “reading to his son,”
which
is a curious comment on several fronts: one is that he is illiterate,
another
is that he is childless,
and
a third is that he is yet telling the truth.
In
some kingdoms, everyone continues to look-for-the-messiah,
but
no one wants to actually see him coming toward them.
(“If this one is really about thinking & consciousness --
you're spooking the hell out of me.”)
And
on one still-trying-to-find-itself world they have a fictional
masked
hero
with
a wicked whip who goes by the handle: “El
Perhaps-O.”
Sometimes
hot questions have cool answers,
(and
sometimes hot questions aren't really all that hot).
J
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