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Missives For Those Who Would Rather Do It Themselves
  JANUARY 15, 2006                                                                © 2006 JAN COX





Now another episode in the continuing day-time (and around the clock) drama:
“Life In Blabberville.”
We find our hero, lost in deep reflection:
“Can the alleged ultimate triumph-of-talk be trumped by mechanical taciturnity?”
Be sure and tune in tomorrow....when something else will occur....surely.



After a somewhat unpleasant byplay on a somehow less than scintillating day,
a father said to a son:
“Okay then – if thinking’s no fun –  stop it.       Satisfied?!



Only a few men ever realize what the words they speak and the thoughts they think

are indicative of;
ordinary men believe they are indicative of the subjects being spoken of
and thought about.                             (Poor saps).



One man called a press conference at which he announced that he was now the target of his own federal investigation.

   (No reporters showed up, and he threw in the “federal” part just to make it sound good,
    and afterwards, he put out punch and some nice little sandwiches.)



Once you realize that anything you can think about that you cannot touch comes from and exists only in your thinking, you're free  –  you know it all.



One guy snarled to his mind: “You can't bribe me,” to which it replied:

“I don’t have to.”



Conversation.
“I remain very suspicious.”
   “About what?”
Exactly.”



Noted a father to a son:

“The activities other people pursue that you find stupid are just their hobbies
to keep from being mentally bored to death.”
   “Why don’t they just take up actual thinking?” –
and the elder gave the “you-got-me” shrug.



Reading from the list began:

”Which would you prefer:
To serve God?”
   “Keep going.”
“Serve the King?”
   “Keep going.”
“Serve your country?”
   “Keep going.”
“Serve your community?”
   “Keep going.”
“Serve a political ideal?”
   “Keep going.”
Moral (aka: “All out for Barstow!”): If you keep going  –  you can't go wrong.



Medical Fact.

People under the constant threat of lapsing into a coma appreciate fast service.



To a son said a father:

“In the city, the syrup on the sundae,
the icing on the cake,
the cherry on top of a thing is in the criticism thereof,” and the kid lost his appetite.



A popular painting can't be popular unless half the populace hates it.



In the realm of the mental-only-reality, the man-who-knows has no wants that

conflict with those of others.



When he heard ordinary people talk, one man couldn’t help but continually muse:
“They're either not saying what they really think, or else they don’t really think.”



What is a thing separate from what it does?

Nouns without actions to push them along are useless,
just as: What good is the Universe without Life....or Life without man....
or man without consciousness?



Ideas with the highest value in the city are those which seem the most conclusive;

fact: no second-reality ideas are ever final....
finality in that area of the mind equals the junk heap.



After hearing of new specialized positions in the professions,

such as people who are not lawyers, but a “paralegals,”
or someone who is not a doctor, but a “physician's assistant,”
one guy decided that his new ambition is to become a para-person.



So mulled a man:

“If everything is an indication of everything else,
then what is nothing an indication of?   Surely something equally significant?”



After hearing his progeny whine about how all of the great inventions and discoveries had already been done, a father offered his encouragement thus:

“But consider all of the grand things that have yet to be done verbally!”
   (A picture that instantly made the lad’s mind ravenously hungry.)

“Give it to me straight, pop.”
    “If what you're thinking isn't original  –  you're not really thinking.”



All theories regarding the art-of-sitting are derived from the act of walking.

You can't be dead until alive, nor fully asleep until you dream that you're awake.
(Aka: You are not satisfactorily stupid until you are stupid in every square inch of your thinking.
    [“Well, all you're talking about is ordinary people  –  correct!?”])

Fact:
If you're completely ordinary in your mind,

you're always correct and will do quite fine.
 

J
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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