Now
another episode in the continuing day-time (and around the
clock)
drama:
“Life
In Blabberville.”
We
find our hero, lost in deep reflection:
“Can
the alleged ultimate triumph-of-talk be trumped by mechanical
taciturnity?”
Be
sure and tune in tomorrow....when something else will occur....surely.
After
a somewhat unpleasant byplay on a somehow less than scintillating day,
a
father said to a son:
“Okay
then – if thinking’s no fun – stop
it.
Satisfied?!”
Only
a few men ever realize what the words they speak and the thoughts they
think
are
indicative of;
ordinary
men believe they are indicative of the subjects being spoken of
and
thought
about.
(Poor saps).
One
man called a press conference at which he announced that he was now the
target of his own federal investigation.
(No reporters showed up, and he threw in the “federal” part just to
make
it sound good,
and afterwards, he put out punch and some nice little sandwiches.)
One
guy snarled to his mind: “You can't bribe me,” to which it replied:
“I
don’t have to.”
Noted
a father to a son:
“The
activities other people pursue that you find stupid are just their
hobbies
to
keep from being mentally bored to death.”
“Why don’t they just take up actual thinking?” –
and
the elder gave the “you-got-me” shrug.
Reading
from the list began:
”Which
would you prefer:
To
serve God?”
“Keep going.”
“Serve
the King?”
“Keep going.”
“Serve
your country?”
“Keep going.”
“Serve
your community?”
“Keep going.”
“Serve
a political ideal?”
“Keep going.”
Moral
(aka:
“All out for Barstow!”): If you keep
going – you can't go wrong.
Medical
Fact.
People
under the constant threat of lapsing into a coma appreciate fast
service.
To
a son said a father:
“In
the city, the syrup on the sundae,
the
icing on the cake,
the
cherry on top of a thing is in the criticism thereof,” and the kid lost
his appetite.
In
the realm of the mental-only-reality,
the man-who-knows has no wants that
conflict
with those of others.
When
he heard ordinary people talk, one man couldn’t help but continually
muse:
“They're either not saying what they really think, or else they don’t
really think.”
What
is a thing separate from what it does?
Nouns
without actions to push them along are useless,
just
as: What good is the Universe without
Life....or Life
without man....
or
man without consciousness?
Ideas
with the highest value in the city are those which seem the most
conclusive;
fact:
no second-reality ideas are ever final....
finality
in that area of the mind equals the junk heap.
After
hearing of new specialized positions in the professions,
such
as people who are not lawyers, but a “paralegals,”
or
someone who is not a doctor, but a “physician's assistant,”
one
guy decided that his new ambition is to become a para-person.
So
mulled a man:
“If
everything is an indication of everything else,
then
what is nothing an indication of? Surely something
equally significant?”
After
hearing his progeny whine about how all of the great inventions and
discoveries
had already been done, a father offered his encouragement thus:
“But
consider all of the grand things that have yet to be done verbally!”
(A picture that instantly made the lad’s mind ravenously hungry.)
All
theories regarding the art-of-sitting are derived from the act
of
walking.
You
can't be dead until alive, nor fully asleep until you dream that
you're awake.
(Aka: You are
not satisfactorily stupid until you are stupid in every square inch of
your thinking.
[“Well, all you're talking about is ordinary people –
correct!?”])
Fact:
If you're completely ordinary in your mind,
you're
always correct and will do quite fine.
J
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