One
city senior citizen says: “In all my years of experience I have never
witnessed
anything more unwittingly pathetic than ordinary people giving their
solemn
views
on
Life.”
He
paused, looked off into the distance, then added: “I can only assume
that
Life
finds
this at least a bit entertaining and not totally pathetic.”
Fact:
A man who truly thinks always shares part of all of Life’s
views.
The
Tacit Mental Battle Cry Of Man-The-Collective.
“Caution
by the pound – art by the ounce.”
(Cleanly confessed one woolly one: “Placating the flock’s mind is my
foremost
goal –
not my desire to think independently.”)
One
guy noticed: “Those with ills so love to point to their ailments,”
and
local conditions muttered: “Then all you people should limber up your
fingers
‘cause you're in for a helluva workout.”
Definition.
Institutions:
Man’s collective attempt to draw permanent destinations on
ever-changing
maps.
There
are two types of city poetry:
that
which condemns man’s primary drives,
and
that which lauds his secondary activities (in otter words):
Praise
a poet – reproach a lion.
(“Not much of a surprise there, huh!?”)
One
guy decided to face the facts: “I'm a long shot.”
The
Muse Of Wisdom
on one world attempted to sue Old
Age,
claiming
he was taking undue credit.
Subterranean
Sociological City News.
Though
always performed by those presented as being brave –
ceremonies
are for
the frightened.
One
man’s advice to a son:
“Don’t
waste your time asking Life’s
permission to do anything.”
A
local physician (presently between licenses) contacted
us to say that according to
his
research the desire for heroes is due to a certain “blood
deficiency.”
(Even a broken cicada is right twice a decade.)
Humor
that hurts is not humor – you may laugh – but
it's
still not humor.
On
the corner where a lot of the ole soreheads hang out, one was heard
giving
to another his definition of public education: “The
institutionalization
of any empty hole.”
And
of unrelated note: One man is spreading the rumor that the inspiration
for all artificial sweeteners was man’s collective thinking.
Later,
back on the corner, someone else offered: “Sheep aren't educated
–
they’re
fleeced.”
One
man’s culinary advice:
“Always
have something on hand.”
(At least it sounded like he said “culinary”?!?)
How
Mind Works.
Says
one guy: “If I were ever granted one wish --
I'd never waste it by using it.”
After
hearing a discourser on a downtown street corner declare:
“All
famous people who are assassinated – wanted to be,”
the
King in one man’s mental land
muttered
to him:
“Don’t get any smartass ideas.”
A
drifting mind is like sheep conversing with puppets.
Inner
Fashion Update.
One
rebel, well aware of the impact which neural reminiscence has on real
thinking,
noted: “I can no longer afford the luxury of wearing my old clothes.”
Groused
a guy at a neighborhood bar:
“I
think that anyone who gets their greatest fun from thinking, is
cheating.”
This
email just in:
“I
enjoy your writings, and bet I'd enjoy them even more if I knew what
was
going on.
Yours,”
etc.
Additional
Definition.
Waking-up:
The supreme use of the mind.
What
is needed to achieve enlightenment in the city is antivenom antivenom.
The
best that ordinary minds can do is to try to figure out why things are
as they are,
while the nervous-system-rebel tries to figure out the:
“I
want to figure out things” mechanism.
Sitting
on a cement block behind an okra processing plant,
a
chap with his head in his hands had this tale to tell:
He
said after reading that every man has within him undiscovered continents
of
possibility, and that happy is he who becomes his own inner Columbus,
he
undertook such an exploration; but in spite of all historical
and
geographical claims to the contrary, he
did sail off the edge of his
world.
(Perhaps there really is no accounting for the individual shapes
of men’s minds.)
Dr.
Kyroot’s Ear Info.
Hormones
tick louder than time bombs.
Even
when apparently stumbling, second-reality always knows where its headed.
(And a mortician and empty hole manufacturer nudged one another
knowingly.)
One
the city’s foremost fathers instructed his son:
“After
good character, good reputation, and good intentions, the most
important
thing
in
life is to be SO rich that all that other crap is irrelevant.”
Those
full of pride have a lot to be proud about.
The
man-who-knows
has but one possession – and he can never have too much of
it.
J
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