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A MAN WHO CAN TRULY THINK,
HEARS A DIFFERENT VOICE
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Slippery Stories With The Static Squelched
  FEBRUARY 2, 2006                                                                 © 2006 JAN COX

 


What ordinary men call thinking is circles;
the certain-man’s real brand is arrows  –   arrows with no finite tips.
From the control tower a voice was heard to mutter:
“On a dark night, what at first appears to be a Flying Fortress Of Wisdom
can turn out to be a Pea-Brained Piper Cub.
In some swanky continental cafes, swanky-wanky patrons do not care to have
their dessert served too soon after their entrée, nor corrective proverbs presented
too closely to the original (in other words):
The King doesn’t like his ass-wiper walking jam-up behind him in public.
    (“I say: does this have anything to do with the ordinary mind’s unacknowledged
       embarrassment about itself?”)



Whenever he hears a moralistic proverb, one question immediately appears in

one man’s mind: “Where does that leave me?



Instinct Vs Ease-Of-Operation
(Vis-à-vis Frequency Of Action).

One man says that medicine’s intellectual coup de maître was announcing that
one of the best things you can do for your well-being is drink water.



Awakening And The Several Sight Mechanisms.

The more you understand, the larger become your eyes,
and the smaller become your I’s.



Post Facto Efficiency.

The police have announced that the man they killed yesterday is now being looked at as a suspect (that is)  –  a SERIOUS suspect!



One man decided to consolidate his soul, spirit and psyche into just the

conscious part of his brain.            (“No problem,” he says.)



The Special Reliability Native To Second-Reality.

If somebody calls it music, then it's music to some body.



Conversational Snippet.

“Nothing is as essential to a preacher or politician as forceful hand gestures.”
    “And a gun.”
”Right.”



The Secret Of The Inner Revolutionist.

If I stop  –  I'm a dead man.



What can you say about brevity?....



Kyroot’s Fact For The Day.

If you think and talk about other people, they’ll come to live with you.



In Re Criticism.

You can beat-up on dumbness  –  but not enough to do it any harm.



One man said he could see his reflection  –  which was kinda weird  –

since he wasn’t there.



Men concocted the concept of history so they’d have something to look back on.



Definition.

Collective Thinking: The one place you can sink using someone else’s life jacket.



Men concocted the concept of archeology so they’d have something to look down on.



For what possible reason would a man who understands what's going on with the human mind ever respond to criticism of his ideas?

Question: To whom is rat-recognition important save other rats?



Men concocted the concept of intellectual-individuality so they’d have something to look forward to.


Talking about what seem to be serious matters helps give ordinary men a
seeming sense of seriousness.



Men concocted I.Q. tests so they could say: “What?! --
they're being given next Tuesday? –  darn, I'll be out of town next Tuesday.”



A Highlight From The History Of Self-Reference.

One reason second-reality is so significant is because it tells you it is.



A man complained to our Dr. Exacto:
“My body seems to sometimes affect the way I feel.”



So advised a chamberlain
His Majesty:

“The King should never hesitate to announce that the stupid will be shot ,
(unless of course their stupidity coincides with his regal goals).”



Ordinary people find inspiration in many forms, in many places;

the nervous-system-rebel carries his only one with him.



That same man contacted Dr. Exacto again:
“And the way I feel seems to sometimes affect the way I think.”
(FYI: The doctor on more than one occasion has offered to set up for several of his patients,
 a To Hell With My Body support group                              if that would make them feel any better.)



A chap who wanted to become a prison guard inadvertently ended up in

another vocation entirely after he misread the school’s brochure,
mistaking the course in Criminal Justice for one in Chemical Justice.



On one world is a group who believes there is a very strange creature which,

if you kill it, not only returns to life, but returns in duplicate.



 Declared a speaker in city park:

“There is a great difference between a wolf’s instinctive disposition
and a  human’s emotional moods.
Now for my next joke…”
 
 

J
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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