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The Daily Reflections
of Jan Cox

 

When asked about his place of residency,
one man replied:
"I presently live a bit north of my thalamus--but I'm attempting to relocate."

 

 

 

Method of the Week:
There is a practice
that you can adopt as your own
by which you--Look Away
--always--looking up
just over the heads of thoughts--
off to the infinite horizon.
(P.S.--Keep the whole affair
as nonspecific as possible.)

 

 

What's Wrong With The Following Definition?
Man: A robot programmed to believe that it is self-motivated.
....Well?....what are you waiting for, instructions from your programmer?

 

 

 

OK, An Easier Question:
What's wrong with ALL definitions?

 

 

 

If There Were No More than 2:
In comparing the two possibilities:
(1) Knowing self, or
(2) NOT knowing self,
The benefit of the latter is that you never realize how stupid you've been--up to now.

 

If There Were No More than 2:
If you set out to "find yourself,"
where should you look:
(1) In here, or
(2) Out there?

 

 

and finally
If There Were No More than 2:
One man limited his daydreams to two areas:
(1) Empty skies, and
(2) Mathematics.