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of Jan Cox

 

According to a recent article in the magazine, International Cosmology, there is a world on which those wanting to "wake up" (as it's called there) are considered to simply be people with an overactive intellect. The article goes on to say that this is not true, and that the author just made-it-up. The footnotes at the end of the article, however, tell a quite different story: according to sources quoted therein, no one has even believed in the existence of "Cosmology" since 1982 (which I'm sure is a sizable relief to those people wanting to "wake up"!)

 

 

 

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There were once three brothers who crammed themselves into a single rocket ship, taking with them the profound metaphorical stories they'd written, and off they went in search of--whatever it was they were searching for--into the wild blue yonder.

 

And a nurse winked at a doctor and said:
"Is that a headache you have there,
or is your intellect just glad
to have somebody to talk to?"

 

 

 

Another cosmological rumor claims that on the lost continent of Detroitis, bodies aren't allowed to engage in sex until they become old enough to make their intellect Shut Up for at least 2 minutes.
(No wonder that continent went under!)

 

 

There was once a dog whose two left legs
were twice the size of his right ones.
(Came from a lifetime of running in circles,
chasing his own tail.)

 

 

"Pump that iron!
Pump those sensibilities!
and TRY to pump that--
Other thing...."

 

 

Although it cannot be proven,
every man who "wakes up" retraces the evolution of his own nervous system....

and one chap said: "Well no wonder I went from feeling like a dinosaur to feeling like a canary....and now to merely feeling like a warm-blooded lizard."

 

J