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The Daily Reflections
of Jan Cox

 

Question of the Day:
How can you tell the bush leaguers from the BIG leaguers?
The latter's rallying cry is, "I used to listen to everyone--
now I listen to no one--and above all, never to me!"

(....now there is a Big Leaguer....)

 

 

 

and on a Different Note:
How can you tell that you have achieved fame in the secondary realm?
You begin to refer to yourself in the third person--and blithely expect others to find your doing so to be quite natural.

(....anyone believe this is changing the subject?)

 

 

If you live in an area wherein burglaries are indigenous & inescapable, there is but one method of dealing with intruders which is permanently satisfying:
Indifference.

 

 

 

One voice declared to another:
"You waste my time!"
and a second voice retorted:
"How is that possible?!"
and the first voice admitted:
"I'm not exactly sure...
but it sure seems as though you do."

 

And a nearby squirrel commented:
Want a cheap, endless hobby?
Try ridding your yard of squirrels
(or your house of imaginary rats).

 

 

 

"Son, said a father to his aforementioned appendage,
"It being Monday, my counsel for the week is as follows: Never get mentally competitive with anyone dumber than you--they have nothing to lose."
And the boy asked, "Does this have something to do
with my attempt to bring my thoughts under my control?"
And the old man gave him a big ole familial thumbs-up.

 

 

 

One guy's personal slogan:
"Be my guest."

 

 

 

J