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The Daily Reflections
of Jan Cox

 

In true revolutionist fashion, one guy's mind thought, "If originality doesn't count for everything--it don't count for squat!"

 

 

...(In his spare time, one guy used to be somebody else.)

 

 

 

Dumb kings appoint dumb ministers; but,
Hey!--it could be worse--you could be ordinary and
forced to "CARE"!!

 

One man began to
actually have some individual thoughts...
b-u-t...he got over it, and forgot about 'em.

 

Once, during singularly anachronistic times, a rebel, whilst strolling through a public thoroughfare in one city, came upon a multitude of people holding hands, looking skyward, and singing, "Oh lord, oh god, when wilt thou come down to save us, us, the little people? ...When, oh lord?" And (as you would well imagine) he was as STARTLED as plagiarism off a duck's back. (As everyone's old city uncle used to say, "The more things change, the madder I get.")

 

One man lived with statues;
he said they were more "dependable."

 

Be NICE to your genes.

And pertinent thereto, a reader asks:
"Don't you have that backwards?"

"Fuck you, dummy."

.....(The editor wants it known that this was all a metaphorical exercise and lesson.}

.....(Then, under his breath, he noted that it sure is time consuming having to look after the delicate and literal sensibilities of the dummies.)

 

The heretofore uncodified dual possible histories of secondary man:
(1): Grow - Stop - Die.
(2): YOU figure it out!

 

 

"Son," said the ole man, "I'm afraid the laugh will remain on you unless you can become your own comedy team, supplying the punch-lines to your own set-ups."

 

 

J