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At the Annual Important Convention, one late speaker made the following declaration to the notable assembly,
"Think about it now,
think about it later,
I have a brain
like an ole sweet p'tater."
(Which proves again that some are more important than others.)

The richest man who ever lived – died.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you knew.
Here let me make up for it.
Announcement: The SMARTEST man -- hasn't.

 

 

"Ladies and gentlemen -- this is your pilot speaking."

 

 

This one man moved to where it was real, real cold, simply because he hated the cold, and everyone who already lived there was really impressed, except those who thought he was nuts.

 

 

"One of the possible tricks,", said the Sergeant over the campfire, "is to join a union whose dues bear no relationship to its proclaimed purpose."

 

 

A man who doesn't care if it does rain
could have another parade in another city.

 

 

Any lingering belief that "The Truth" is a something that somehow stands outside of one's own experience is, for a Revolutionist, a most dreaded map mis-print.

 

 

One chap's most fun in life was in telling others,
"Hey, I'm not gonna tell you again!"
(When last seen, he was in search for a kid of his own.)

 

 

 

One father wore dated rags around his head, and his kid, as an individual fashion statement, decided on maps.

 

 

Most of the electricity in man's brain that learns to talk has as its first words
"I wanna look back."

 

 

You might care to note that the "Twilight Of The Gods" never falls on a weekend.

 

 

A lot of Revolutionists -- (Huhh-huhh, assuming there ARE a lot),
live at secret addresses.

 

 

One guy, just before he'd go for a walk, just to "warm up," would go for a stroll. Hey, don't laugh, you're just mad YOU didn't think of it!

 
  J