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and ALL City governments are puppet regimes
propped up by "god knows what forces."
(And of course "Á Revolutionist knows what forces.")

 

 

One fellow who sometimes spoke publicly about Revolutionist-type matters was approached after such an appearance by a man who said that he found much of the comments "interesting," then hesitated and said, “Before I go on, I trust you can handle an insult?” And the speaker nodded for him to continue. The man then said, "For some time I have followed your activities and have attempted an investigation of your background, and I must tell you that in spite of the intrigue of your comments, I think you MADE IT ALL UP!!" And our sagacious subversive thought "You call THAT an insult?"

 

 

One fellow's Last Will & Testament read:
"Being of sound mind I do hereby declare."

 

 

One old man told his kid (or perhaps it was the other way around, you figure),
"If you ever get out of 'my' clutches you’ll think whatever they want you to think."

 

 

Question: Why is history so popular?
Answer: Because it's so cheap to write about.

 

 

Another old sore head, decked by heck-all in corduroy told his equally fashionable son, “Just trying to think about something as frightening or dangerous won’t necessarily make it so – but it’s worth a try.”

 

 

So okay, I’ll concede you this much: under many City conditions suffering DOES bring out the best in people…but also note, this does not include those “DOING” the suffering.

 

 

If you wait for them to invite you,
you’ll probably be the last to arrive.

 

 

Down in the City, from a crowd in the park, a voice arose over and over,
“My name is Troy, have you seen Helen?”
Think of it, “Have you seen Helen?” -- a figure of dubious existence publicly seeking a twice removed enigma AND his routine environment taking it seriously, and more than that, a local reporter solemnly interviewing him for a story.
(By such fascinating intrigues, through such exhilarating slaloms does the Secondary Sector succeed and confound.)

 

 

Hey - let's get serious!

 

 

On one little linguistically proper planet is it still against local law to use the word "pandigmatic."
(Some say it's because there “is” no such word.
Boy, talk about your ”proper”!)

 

 

“When in doubt throw it out.”
Dear Sir: "You surely do not mean this literally – right?"
Dear Whoever-You-Are: "You’re damn tootin' and especially as applies to
dumb questions like yours!"

 
  J