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"Remember," directed one mother to her kids,
"ancestors don't mean shit if they're dead,
and the same with ideas."

 

 

From our, No Doubt About It, desk:
If you're ordinary, the weight of the world is on your shoulders.

 

A man with a conclusion
is like a dog looking curiously at a trained flea held in his paw.

 

 

Stood, and stated a certain chap:
"One nice thing about being a simpleton is
that you represent no further implications."

 

Everybody works for the same company,
but words put them in different departments.
Some words are not fashionable.

 

 

Proverb Time
here at the Old Melody News-Room-&-Ranch:
When complexity gets going -- the simplistic try and get-out-of-town.

 

 

One Civilization bellied up to the bar and said:
"Better make that a 'Lite' beer! After all, we're driving -- aren't we, Hon!?"
Yes sir-ree -- brain cells were born "thirsty little bastards," but we'll take care of that soon enough!

 

 

To a thinker --
the ordinary,
the plagiarized,
the dumb,
the out-dated, and
the meaningless
are all easy to identify -- they're bore-ring!

 

 

More Of Man's "Unseen Justice":
Those who believe in "good & evil" are perforce, in part, evil.
Everybody works for the same company.

 

 

The best thing about being an institution
is how hard it is to get insulted.

 

Before he became middle-aged and died, one boy sang:
"I'm on a trip! -- I am alive!"
Routine maturity makes everybody "Get off the bus!" or else "Stay on the bus!" and it's all the same of being made intellectually, to do anything,
either this or that....

(The Arbitron Brothers, and all of us here in the news room, sincerely want to know: Why are any "ordinary, sane people" reading this!?!?)

 

 

 
  J