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And one ex-tango dancer said:
"I can no longer afford to depend on the haphazard attention, and uncertain kindness of others -- neurally speaking."

 

 

Now for tonight's segment from our Technology Desk:
In the real universe of the intellect there are no worlds of "nuts & bolts."
Okay, we'll try 'er again, and pop back over to the Definitions Desk:
Science: Hardware dreams.
Okay, Okay -- fair's fair, so here's to the doctrine of "equal time";
Definition: Art: Runny dreams.

 

 

One boy looked at his frog and thought:
"Why talk about heart-break if it's obviously going to encourage heart-break!?"
(Yeah-h-h...sometimes, some of us here at the news desk wonder what you viewers imagine life would be like is there were kids like that -- actually roaming about -- thinking like that!?)

 

 

Civilization, and the Future-Of-Ordinary-Man tell man:
"Be kind to one another."
While his hormones say: "What-t-t!?..."

 

 

And now -- even more from our Definitions Desk:
Generational Conflict: The smell of progress -- the roar of the quick.

 

 

More Help For City Intellectual Survival:
When you don't know what you're doing
revert to giving a history of what you have done.
Precept: The human mind is a terribly easy thing to fool.
Precept, First Class: If you are a "Captain Of Civilization," you need not fear "going down with the ship" -- since the ole dear isn't going down.

 

 

Although some will deny it -- everyone will accept "sympathy affection."

 

 

A thinker thinks: "Kill me -- but don't bore me!"

As a joke one man yelled out: "The truth just left town!"

 

 

In one particular family, the youngest son's motto was: "Think or die."
While the eldest's was: "Think and revive your life."
And their mother's was: "Think and rehabilitate the life you have now."
And the old man's was simply: "Think, dammit! -- Think!"

 

 

Off in private, just between them real-l-l quietly, one father told his son:
"Men and women operate by a different hormonal code."

 

 

Hearing adults complain is about like watching shit stink -- and about as profitable.

 

 

Thinking without purpose, prejudice, or agenda is the world's foremost, interdisciplinary activity.

 

 

 
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