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The Clinical Reality Of It Laid Bare Before Your Very Eyes For Your Personal Edification And Relief:
Any ordinary man who "speaks with certainty" on human affairs, knows that he is not actually certain!
Or, in the alternative, is a spooky saphead.

 

 

One civilized-creature smiled seductively at another and said, "Let's take off our clothes and get 'serious'!"
And the other one replied:
"I believe you have that backwards."
The woods spat in the dirt and told Ken & Barbie:
"Put on some threads and get outta here!"
The city awaited, near-by with open arms, and closets full of fashionable duds.
Sometime later, while Mary and The Lamb were out tending the urban fields, Ken said to Barbie:
"I don't mind intellectually dying so much as long as I know I'll be laid out in haberdashery splendor."
The ole Blues-Meister re-tuned once again and noted,
"What more can a po' boy ask for than that the city furnish him with a properly distracting hobby!"

 

 

All reasonable, ordinary men know that advice is meaningless,
useless and a crop of shit....
that's the only reason they'll solicit it
and, so freely give it away.

 

One man says he's pondered much of what's been said in the Daily News. He concludes by saying:
"Ahh-h-h, life's far too complicated to actually 'think' about." Another "Satisfied Customer" noted,
“See, that's the neat thing about either ‘thinking-more-than-you-have-to’--or not! If you're ordinary, and plan to stay that way it doesn't matter much whether you do or not."

 

 

In attempting to bring to an end to the cross words they were having, one man said to the other,
"Well it's all going to come out even anyway 'cause you can't help being what you are, and I can't help disliking what you are."

 

If you'll please step over this way we'll try and entice out another one of our fine definitions for your family entertainment:
God: The "Everyman's Notion" of the ultimate anecdote.
(For those of you less religiously inclined, instead of the word "God" you may substitute "Death"...or even "A Post-Graduate Degree.")
As one man fell head-long into that great "homely hole" he was a'thinkin', "Gladys will never-r-r believe this when I tell her." Yes friends, never forget, you too are a human and it is "up-to-you" to let people know about it!

 

 

A man, obviously beginning to drift from the city, said
"I am no longer so much 'concerned' about things that have concerned me as I am about those things that heretofore never did!"

 

 

Definitions Time Again:
Sacred Scriptures: Heroes you can put on shelves.
Plagiarism: Heroes you can refer to again and again.
Fear: Fear that you'll run out of heroes and books to plagiarize.
Originality Of Thought: The cure for all "definitions."
And a cow thought:
"Whew, boy is my mind clear! Well, maybe too clear, in fact."
And thus did a local bovine commence the miraculous journey from the mental barn-yard to the mortal big-time. "I think therefore I no longer have to 'Moo.'"

 

 

How It Seems From The Civilized Side Of The Ballroom:
Hormones wanna boogie -- neurons wanna look for a reason why they shouldn't. Extended View: At times neurons will counter and say:
"Very well, but instead of the boogie, let us do the waltz."
Definition vis a vis A Medical Anomaly:
Criminals, The Crippled, & Other Social Outcasts:
Those on whom the Minuet Inoculation did not take.

 

 

One man advised his son:
"If you admit that someone can 'bug you'
then they can bug you!"

 

 

Then there was yet this other man, who let the collective-lead part of his thinking toward Broadway turn as he softly sang this poignant song to himself:
"Fish gotta swim,
Birds gotta fly;
I gotta moo like a
Cow 'til I die..."

 

 

 
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