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"The struggle to survive is,
the joy of the crude;
the striving to think, should be,
that of the otherwise.

 

 

They asked one man, who was a writer, if he had a favorite writer and he replied: "Oh yes, but I'd rather not say who."

 

 

Intellectual Combat News:
Only two legged men can become adversaries.

 

 

An Unauthorized, Unlisted "City Hobby":
You can feel "delicate" hormonally,
or you can feel delicate neurally,
or you can feel delicate in both areas in any combination possible.
Or, you might try and engage in the sport of "Ultimate Recognition" whereby one realizes that there is no delicacy to death, or stupidity! And, that's that and anything further said on the matter is a verbal attempt at self-inflicted blindness.
And an urbanite responds:
"Well sure, had I been born greater deformed I too might have been happier!"

 

 

Warning:
Every time the dumb look in the mirror
they get even more serious!!

 

 

Let me ask you: What could be more "fashionable" than to be a cow...if you're in a herd!? The higher hilly areas of one wrangler's mental spread said,
"Get 'em off me and let me outta here!"

 

Local conditions cocked an ear and smiled, as it gave heed to the steady hum of human speech spreading steadily into its every crevice: "Ahh-h-h -- just listen," it said, "hear them say that most beautiful of words: 'I, I, I' without stop, do they repeat its glorious name; and so long as this be so, my friends, all is well at this end!"

 

 

And another dip into the bag atop our, Definitions Desk:
The Religious: Those who look in the mirror and hope to see somebody else.

 

 

A faithful reader says:
"I am sick and extremely tired of hearing man referred to on your News as some sort of ethereal, unstable, metaphorical 'concept'! I, sir, am in the business of business, and deal only in that which is tangible, consistent and meaningful as in goods and services, sir -- goods and services! So tell me, sir to you, which is man --'goods' or 'services'?"

 

 

And for a change of pace, another reader sends us her description of civilization: "It's all talk and paper," says she, "all talk and paper."

 

 

The Law Of The Covert Conductor:
Everyone unwittingly reveals to you precisely
how to lead their particular orchestra.

 

 

Be it racial, religious, or political
all singularly human conflict is rugby.

 

 

One man's personal motto:
"If you are forced to 'call-on-the-collective'
at least 'hang-up' as soon as they answer!"

 

 

Ordinary, partisan thinking is not only "self-perpetuating," but self amplifying as well.
A certain man asked his mind: "Well what's so bad about partisan thought, anyway!?"
And his mind replied: "Why the hell don't you 'shut up' you stupid fucker!"
And, By Yiminie, the man damn-near caught a glimpse of something real.

 
  J