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Sure way to tell if "You're Dumb" --
You're serious!

 

 

And now for another installment in our on-going investigation of the
"Nexus-ness Of It All":
This segment is entitled:
"How The Combination Of A Medical Condition, Along With A Shift In Geological -- Not To Mention, 'GeoGraphical' Ones Can Severely Affect One's Mental State":

A man with a hernia,
Went to Burmia,
Only to find that
Rangoon was no more.

 

 

A real thinker is only happy when he knows that the rug is going to be
"pulled-out" from under what he used to be.

 

 

One man offered his son this little private trick:
"Ask yourself, over-and-over again, constantly, 'Do you call that thinking!?'"
Official "U.L." Test Report:
All tricks that work -- are "private."

From the Food Section:
When heated everything produces its own gravy.
Yes, you in the back there... Yes, that does include
"partisan stupidity" sometimes known as "rational stupidity"...
oh, alright "rational thought."
Now sit down so we can get on with it!

 

 

Herein is presented a brief, but cogent overview of about where civilization presently stands, as reflected in one man's position regarding the literature with which he feeds his mind (says he):
"I do not read anything that does not begin with the pronoun, I."
In contrast to the "personal arts," consider this related definition:
Science: The timid ones attempt to weasel into the game.
Religion: The ones that don't know which way to go.

 

 

Periodically this one man would shout from an upper story window:
"Hey, all you old dudes -- stay away from my house!"

 

 

The only admissions meaningful to a thinker
are private ones.

 

 

A kid and his brain-brother were playing a quiz game, and one of them said:
"What do the dumb often times do once they get really dumb, and bored out of their little minds?"
And the other one said, "Oh, I know! I know! Let me answer!"
(And the first one, to himself thought,
"So who the hell else is there here to answer!?" And nodded for him to go on) “They take up 'making predictions'! And that just about covers that! But then again -- perhaps not!”
Just then, a man turned and asked his wife,
"How come it is that the really stupid won't ever admit it?"
(At least it’s good that overheating in humans is not as dangerous as it is in nuclear power facilities.)
And, oh yeah The Wife (since she was just a "temp") told that man to "shut-up about it!" And he thought: "Well who needs someone here permanently! I can tell myself that!"

 

 

Some Assurance For Those City-ites Fearing Unemployment During the Coming HardTimes:
Usually -- once a shill -- always a shill.

 

 

And A Bit More Regarding A Previous Story. For Those Of You Who May Relentlessly Insist On Doing Even Further Pleasant Damage To Your Stock Brain:
If it were true that "Cats still run the world, and it's now the job of birds to deny it, or 'discuss-it-to-death,' do you begin to see that since cats can't speak, there'll never be any way for ordinary ears to ever comprehend what's actually going on!"
And in deep, sweet silence we received the supreme, feline "Cheshire smile."

 

 

While apologizing for a harmless faux pas he'd unintentionally committed toward his friend, the man's compatriot dismissed it by saying, "After all, it's the thought that counts." And the man was immediately struck by an unexpected insight and said, "I just realized in the non-hormonal world of man's contrived 'civilization' everything's perforce a matter-of: 'It's the thought that counts.'! What else could it be -- that's all there is!"

 

 

Expanded Reprieve:
The extremely ordinary can't be much hurt
and neither can a real thinker.

 

 

Another way by which to spot an area that is at the cutting edge of civilization's evolution is that just-born babies there, when pulled from the womb and slapped on their bottoms, immediately cry out for counseling.

 
  J