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Another Questionable Example Of How "Sequential Order"
Could Let-You-Down:
Whenever he felt embarrassed,
this one man would cross his legs, and,
whenever he felt stupid, he'd cross his eyes, and,
whenever he'd cross the street, he'd feel run-down.
And the standard-issue "dumb part" of one reader's mind whined, "Hey that wasn't fair!"
Query For Non-Sissies: Just what the hell does "fairness" have to do with thinking!?

 

 

Back to the old, Definitions Desk:
Mystical States: Man's dream of escaping from the local
food-chain.

 

 

A "error" that gets into an electro-chemical system will not only perpetuate itself, but will get amplified and expanded as well. An alert viewing mind realizes that the word "error" in the above does not actually mean error....

 

 

As the man and his trusty canine walked through the woods,
the man began to sing:
"The sun goes up and,
The sun goes down -- and,
I've learned a lot
from my old hound."
In his own mind, the dog picked up the song for himself:
"Oh,
I can hear Him but,
He can't hear me -- and
That keeps me happy,
Happy as can be."

 

 

Special, Side-Bar Feature For Students Of Mythological And Fanciful Literature:
The history of man's writing of "Fables" is surpassed only by (and in secret, at that) the unpublished compositions of "Mortal Tales" as told by his local, silent brethren. An irate reader snarls, "I'll be damned if I'll let something that can't even talk -- talk about me!"
(And our In-House "News Room Philosopher," under-his-breath, adds, "I don't think we want to pursue this one any further just now.")

 

 

A man whose mind doesn't live outside time,
is a man without much of a mind.
Doesn't the fact that the routine part of everyone's thinking drifts obstinately to matters of the past, give you something resembling a "clue"!?

 

 

Dualized Definition:
Entertainment:
To hormones -- survival;
To neurons -- anything to keep from thinking.

 

 

And now a fairy tale for little sissy kids and other grown-ups:
When they're born life gives everyone a mask.
Now -- hush, and go to bed!

 

 

Those who really believe that men fight over ideas and ideologies must also believe that blue eyes are caused by the environment.

 

 

And now -- "For Your Eyes Only: A Private Unveiling Of The Law Of Diminishing Returns And reality":
You are your own "best friend"!
You are your only friend!
Most folks ain't got no friend.
You know, I guess this could really be sad were it not for the corresponding "happy fact" that there continually exists, the possibility to "think more" and thus "drive away all of your blues."
(And a reader thinks, "No thanks! -- I'd rather be pissed.")

 

 

Jackals hunt in packs -- Men think in herds.
And a guy repeats: "You call that 'thinking'!?"
(Don't suppose I gotta tell you what the herd would've answered back had they heard.)

 

 

One man only seemed embarrassed when in the presence of a dictionary.

"How The Environment Could Work -- If It Actually 'Worked' Like Men Think It Does":
Intellectually a man's "formative years" should be some time before he mentally expires. And a traveling woodsman sang to himself:
"I don't take no guff,
I don't take no crap;
Since I found my mind to be an
Endless map."

 

 

There is a place within man's brain, normally unexplored, wherein you can think such extraordinarily happy thoughts that it's almost not even thinking any more.

 

 

 
  J