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"Intellectual seriousness" can be re-defined using but two words: "Bad news." But what if we looked at the human mind as a kind of "early warning system"!? Ah, then you would be ready for a more direct perception of just what "bad news" really is.

 

 

Cats are only impressed by birds
if the birds can frighten them with their singing.

 

 

Partisan Thought:
The collective's form of sexual reproduction for the mind.

 

 

If you reside in the city, death by comparison makes everything else look bad. Note, however: The dread of death makes even death seem shabby. What this has to do with the everyday operations of the human mind is something that its everyday operations have no interest in hearing about....why else would I even bring it up!?

 

 

And now “A Good News Interlude”:
You can't come apart at the seams if you have no seams.

 

 

 

Civil Definition Time:
A Mystic:
A dumb man who just won't admit it.

 

 

Not having much to do in life can give you a lot to do.

 

 

A man thought, "My mind is like an always open ballroom, inside of me, to which I was never formally invited."

 

 

Psychological Ills:
What occurs when birds fly too far from the cats.

 

 

Humor that is anecdotally based is always personal and local and thus too limited to actually be funny or informative.

 

 

"If men realized just how mechanical all of life, including their intellectual one really is, would they continue to make effort?"
"Nay, the better question is, even with such new understanding, what additional choices would they then have?!”

 

 

There is a place in every solar system
where all ideas and words are produced.

 

 

Human Thought:
A ball of twine that has no end,
that has no start,
and in fact, may not exist.

 

 

Men only trip when they're out of town.
Yes, you heard me correctly, naked bears never stumble.

 

 

 

 

 
  J