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PEOPLE AREN'T FUNNY
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Life Is Funny


February 28, 2008                                                 © 2008 JAN COX

 

In one sense, men enjoy the merry go round running in their head -- in the sense of them considering the apparent alternative.

E,F,G:
E: The majority is always right.
F: Life is always right.
G: Life favors the majority,
which is why it made so many of them.
Question, Point, Question: Who but a horseless head man goes against the grain for no obvious reason!?

 

 

When cats get sick,
the birds will immediately explain how they had nothing to do with it.

 

 

Re-load -- ready, Aim...:
A Mystic: A man with a hobby that's driving him nuts that he'd like to share with others.

 

 

If we were permitted to think of each thing only once....
Where would men be today?!
Where would you be!?

 

 

All ideas not the product of point-blank-thought, nor delivered in plain-talk, will be perforce, presented euphemistically.
Beavers speak only in beaver, likewise man.

 

 

The Collective And The Alternative:
Only the individual can ever understand.

 

 

A man thought, "I myself must be a myth, since my life thus far has concerned an 'alleged person'."

 

 

Dogmas, philosophies, and belief systems of all stripes are like overcoats for most, straight-jackets for some, and mental alarm clocks for a few, who roam the peripheral alleys of the city.

 

 

Being alive is serious enough,
without you taking your awareness of it so seriously.

 

 

Beasts in clothes enjoy hearing men talk
even if they are only minimal participants.

 

 

Subtle self-reference is still self-reference.

 

 

All city minds, be they scientists, critics, or academicians, know only what hormones want them to know.

 

 

Every thing in a thinker's life
eventually gets retired and replaced
including the thinker himself.

 

 

Anecdotal info is an excuse for having no info.

 

 

Another Potentially Stinging,
Though Non-Fatal Definition:

A Thinker: An imaginary being dreamed up by thinkers.

 

 

In man's mental butcher shop, all ideas weigh the same -- but what ho! -- whose thumb is that on the scale!?
Only men believe they're ever short-changed & over-charged; only men are going anywhere.

 

 


 

 

 
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