Another Thing You Can Count On:
One who knows The Secret
is like a naked man in the land of the clothed
naked, I might add, but invisible.

Footnote: It is the wise person who does not want to see himself.

One man finally concluded,
"Believing that the thoughts you think are getting you anywhere is like believing it's possible to dust and
vacuum the planet."

A speaker was addressing the crowd,
"To free our minds from mundane shackles we must
forget desire."
And one guy asked another, "Did he say 'forgive desire'?"
And the other guy replied: "I don't think it matters."

And now a
Quickie Quiz from Mr. Science:
What is the absolutely stickiest substance known to man?
You got it; thoughts!
(And Mr. Science adds,
"How come people don't remember that?")

Another Common Religious Concept
clarified for your motoring pleasure:
The idea of penance, to a mystic,
would not be to compensate for being sinful,
but for being ordinary.

The Mind's Idea Of It:
You live, then you die. I don't want to think about it.
Instinct's:
You live, then you die. I'm not able to think about it.

So, I guess for now we leave it as:
Mind 1, Instinct 0.
(Or is it the other way around?)

The head of one knightly order, before setting the warriors loose on their quest, demanded that each shoot himself in the foot. And one of them asked, "Does it matter which one?"
To which the Prince replied, "Yes, now that you ask -- both." And he who'd asked limped off, a better man for it.
As always, I want to remind all of you children reading this at home:
GET OUT OF THERE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!!!

Weekened Verse:
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
but, the smell being hers, she didn't go, "Phew!"

I'm telling you:
Get the hell outta there while there's still time!
(Ya'll.)