Fun Fact for Tuesday:
When (for instance) 4-D creatures die
they go to a heaven of five dimensions,
where both sides of all arguments are admitted.

 

Thinking composed of even-numbered dimensions
has no place to go.

So concluded Life in the conditions of one reality:
"There's no better hiding of a prize than to surround it by searching, searching."

And still more from our
Straightened-Out Transcendental Thesaurus:
Improving One's Mind -- Something you can attempt to do with it until you discover what to really do with it.

Anthropology From Above --
Or:
Zoology From Zero Ground Level:
When one lion doesn't like another lion, he'll piss on him;
when one human doesn't like another human, he'll talk to him.

One general claims he was urged on
by some unidentifiable voice to:
"Send out a large man to secure a small gain,
and a small man to secure a large one.
But, whatever you do in local battle,
never send out a man who doesn't seem at all upset."

A speaker addressed the crowd,
"To be free, our minds must be like an open book."
And one man turned and asked another,
"Did he say 'babbling brook'?"
And the other man replied,
"I don't think it matters."

The mystic on our editorial staff reminds you of his comment that "no one ever awakens in a crowd," and of your responsibility to figure out whether this is meant literally or otherwise.

To discount those things that are not true and cannot be
is to banish yourself to one half of a tiny island that is sinking anyway.

To believe that the thinking you think now
will ever get you anywhere
is to have faith in a rowboat
powered by a one-armed blind man.