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You Can Never Turn The Corner

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It's-Your-Lucky-Day Edition
January 28, 2009
copyright 2009 Jan Cox


Within the world of man:
The discovery of the "soul" of a thing
is the creation of its soul.

 

A man wrote to The Break It To Me Gently Doctor
and asked,

"Is everyone destined to discover that their most prized possession is a fake?"
("If they're lucky," the doctor replied.)

 

One guy's approach to introducing yourself and what you have to say:
"If you don't want 'em to understand what you're talkin' about, give 'em a name they can't pronounce."

 

Once you comprehend the fact
that half the people are right half the time
and the other half right the rest of the time,
you're then faced with the realization that…

 

 

You can never "turn the corner" as long as the corner keeps moving in sync with your attempts to turn it, and it will continue to do so as long as you believe that it is doing so.

 


Quiz Pop:
How can you spell "thinking" with just six letters and starting with the letter C?"

 

The problem with trying to discuss the mystical philosophy is that there isn't one.

 

One man said, "Those who know the secret are still more-or-less like everyone else."
And someone asked, "You mean there's still things they don't know?"
And he replied, "I didn't say that."

 


Blindness (at the transcendental level)
is caused by agitation.

 

And it finally -- finally -- FINALLY -- struck one man:
"If I don't listen to myself, I won't have to talk to myself."


 
 
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