One day, two minds were talking
and one of them said,
“Did you realize that if it weren't for men,
we'd have no one to 'put on' and make think
they had us?”

 

Even a spur line of The Mystical Express
(perhaps ill-suited to actually ever make Istanbul)
can nonetheless by its riders be found acceptable as long as they keep their little minds real, real busy.

Anyone who stumbles across something that seems...well...kinda "funny,"
and then demands of life, "Hey, is this a joke?" well...they kinda get what they ask for plus they miss a great opportunity to get a first-hand glimpse of that creature
known as Justice.
(Which, you might be interested to know some claim is a relative of The Secret itself. Ahhh...but rumors do abound, now don't dey?)

Legal Notice:
The International Society Of Clowns is threatening appropriate action against everyone on this planet for their continuing unauthorized use of protected materials.

One guy's latest conclusion is,
"If thinking's beginning to cause you lower back pain,
you're probably on the right track."

Before putting her daughter to bed one night, a mother so warned, "If you're not careful, ants will crawl into your ears and make a home inside your skull." And the young girl asked what kind of care was necessary to avoid such a fate, and her mama replied, "Don't ever go to sleep."

"It could be said," noted the It-Could-Be-Said Man, "that The Secret is like an atomic warhead hidden inside a cream-filled doughnut...other than those times that it's like a cream-filled doughnut inside a warhead."

"Equal pay for equal foolishness, say I," said Prof. Hastings.

The original, true Order Of Mystical Knights,
upon which all other myths are based,
was one in which the King never
sent anyone off anywhere on a mission.
You figure it out from there.