Unsought educational advice from a mystic:
Those whose ass accommodates smoke blown there up
Possess greater anal dimensions than understanding.

There have been those mystical figures purported to have said that all mystical traditions should be unceremoniously destroyed....But in case you're truly curious, the term "mystical traditions" was a really bad translation of what they really meant....Well, either that or it wasn't, and what they knew beforehand would be. Men's immediate mistaking of what they said was itself a blunt lesson and example of what they intended.

How To Tell That You Are Seriously Civilized:
You believe that everyone needs professional help.
(Believing this to be of benefit also shows how lost you are.)

That which the more awakened will lapse to criticize
Will in turn do him the greater harm.

And a gentleman writes to the travel advisor:
"Dear Advisor:
Once a person has visited Madras does that mean they now reside there whether they ever return or not?!"
The advisor had the decency (if not insight) not to answer this.
(How about you!?)

Life is not arranged for ordinary people to be able to do This.
In fact it's barely arranged for those who can do it to do it.

Ordinary thought is no more than the breathing of the mind,
And just as automatic as that done by the lungs.

In Re Vanity & Mystical Teachers:
Those whose ass accommodates smoke blown there up
Possess greater anal dimensions than understanding.

If "Humility" was a valid word
(And hence had a legit antonym)
It would be "Ignorance."

Conversation:
"If you're smarter than everyone else around you, it's hard not to let it show."
"No it's not ?? it just proves how dumber you are than them."