The Mystic's Motto:
“If I've Got It ??
I Don't Want It!”

One guy named his mind, "The Unknown, Misshapen, Execrable Wildebeest From The Ninth Level Of Some Horrible Hell," but then said it wouldn't return the favor. Do you suppose this is a joke of some sort or perhaps a comment on the mind's general lack of any whimsy regarding itself!?

Simple people have simple needs (such as)
"What time do we eat?"
"Do I get my own bed?"
"Can you stop this bleeding?"
"Will you lend me a million dollars?"
As unbelievable as it sounds, there are a few whose hungers go totally off the chart & out of range.

Query Time:
Why will reasonable men not act without planning,
But do otherwise with thinking!?
(Ah, you know, it's a joke query.)

One guy's books wouldn't sell because he had a name that when printed in the author's normal position on the spine, always seemed to be a part of whatever the title was.
(The heading of this item was to have been,
"Everything About Man Explained,"
But I figured that'd make it even more disturbing...what with most of you being men, and all.)
"Perhaps," suggested one hanger-on, "we could consider a whole new approach--Mysticism For Hamsters."
("Squeak If You Love Buddha.")

History:
Diapers for the dead.

Reminiscin':
Same for the barely alive.

 

Contrary to popular belief, men invented mathematics as a kind of excuse-cum-rationale for the constricted way in which they found their minds to normally operate.

Wagering Tip:
In a gunfight between thought and action,
Between bullets and ideas,
Place your bet according to which side of the street you find yourself standing on.