News From The Mystical Front:
One man introduced a whole new term
which described his
Particular method to achieve awakening,
And it met with such great interest
that he is now trying to come up
With an actual practice to go along with it.

The reason the ordinary find the insane so interesting is that
their thinking shows more signs of originality.

Progress, Real And Imagined: A Fable:
On this one world,
A day came when all of the animals gathered and decided that
From then on they wanted to be led by the most
Caring, refined and reflective among them,
not the most brutish.
On this one world, all the animals soon disappeared.

Moral: If you must select which way to go
you don't know which way to go.

 

As she swept under the bed, Confucius' girlfriend said,
"I don't know why you make such a big deal out of it.
All roaches look alike to me."
(Which is precisely el-point-o," thought he,
without saying so.)

There are those who grease up their hands for certain
physical auto-erotic activities,
While the true Buddha's of the mystical world do so mentally
So as to get a better grip on another part of man's being.

Furniture Refinishing Tips:
After his return from the flying saucer his wife said,
"George, you're acting awfully strange."
And he replied, "Well, it made me miss dinner."
(The body can easily strip many layers
of built-up mental paint.)

In the roles of society,
the mystical mind has none.