On the second day of the new year, a guy on the street corner was proclaiming:
"Life has a mailing list -- are you on it?"

Legend has it there exists a page that's alleged to have come from the very first mystical book to appear on this planet, and perhaps the most intriguing idea presented there is as follows (it says):
"Anything you can say about man is a complete waste of time."
(Aren't you glad it's just alleged?)

But now on to the Good News segment:
One man was treated, unsuccessfully, for twenty years for his illness until he discovered that he wasn't ill.
...It's always Happy Hour when you gets your money's worth.

And now for a Human Interest Feature:
For the sake of clarity, one man quit speaking to himself.

And a fan inquires:
"Do you sometimes talk about the same thing more than once?"
...(Well, bless her heart!)

Song For Ordinary Times And Ordinary Places On Worlds Such as This:
Life is too simple for complicated men,
and too complicated for simple men.
All of this is normal and ordinary -- signifying nothing in particular.

One man finally arrived at the internal position of so pondering,
"If we are to conclude that all substances that reach man's brain, such as drugs & alcohol, distort his thinking, then how are we to categorize his normal neural juices which do also?"

A man asked a mystic: "Has knowing The Secret made you any happier?"
And the explosive one thought: "What a curious question
and how glad I am that I never asked it of myself."

Another man wrote the Ah Hah Doctor & asked:
"What could be more deranged than a priest or some other 'man-of-god'?"
And the doctor replied:
"That's easy -- one who takes life seriously."

After hearing about such ideas and possibilities, one man pondered,
"If there is a 'Secret' about life, being hidden from man, then is it being hidden from his body, or from his mind?"
(...The reason I relay this little gossip is because there is more to his musing -- right out in the open than the verbiage itself might imply. Just repeat his question to yourself and consider "why," or "how-comes-it-that" a man would ask about it in that particular framework. "Is the Secret hidden from man's body, or from his mind?" What I'm insinuating, of course, is that there's potentially explosive info in the inquiry itself.)