Pop Quiz: Quick!
What holds reality together?
That's right, taking it seriously -- nothing less,
and nothing more.
...(Now aren't you glad I asked?)

Wait -- hold up! -- Pop Quiz Number Two:
Quick! -- what holds your thinking together?
That's right -- same thing.
...(And I know you're glad I included that one!)

Mentally "Reaching Out" And Being Reached For:
You can't be touched if you're not at home.

Believe it or Snot, but over in another reality,
Life once had its own TV show,
but it bombed, big time and I do mean big time!
(And I believe I'll leave it to you to think about why.)

For many years, one man anxiously awaited the arrival of the Great Mystical Leader at his door;
then he began to fear that he indeed might show up, but then as his understanding adequately expanded, he just forgot about it.

To try and fully extract all possible meaning from the letter "O,"
one man spent most of a lifetime pondering that of the other twenty-five.
(...Fair remains fair, and if you "get this, "send me your name and address
and I'll send you a check or money order for $19.95.)

The reason men on Earth so commonly dream of going somewhere else after they die
is because they were someplace else before they were born.
...And I don't mean on some other planet!

One day Life called Local Conditions in and said, "I've about, by god, had it with you!"
And Conditions immediately replied, "Boss, I think you've made a mistake,
I believe you meant to call in men about this."
And Life rubbed its eyes and admitted, "Yeah, you're right."