Pop Quiz for Those Who Missed It: Quick!
What holds reality together?
That's right, taking it seriously -- nothing less,
and nothing more.
...(Now aren't you glad I asked?)

Common Spiritual Beliefs Update:
The gods do send out angels to travel with priests and psychologists on their journey,
but as far as anybody or thing to assist the mystics -- you can forget it!
...(And some of you ole soreheads still expect all news to be bad news!)

Some Hints On Self-Protection That Some May Find Agreeable And Welcome:
If you stay upset over how far everyone else is from The Secret,
you reduce the chances substantially of you ever seeing it.
When "good news" comes to sheep and piggies, it comes by the truck load!

To be honest about it, we should say that there are two kinds of mystics in the world:
the kind who believe that they are,
and who find life to be really weird and complicated;
and the kind who actually are,
but who see life to be no such thing.

Another Description Of The Pursuit Of The Secret:
A twin-temporal, directional, genetic mountain climb.

One day life told this one man to: "Shut up!"
And the man immediately retorted: "You shut up!"
And life instantly shot back: "No, you shut up!"
And around and around like that they went.
(If this sounds at all familiar to any of you in our viewing audience,
you may send me a check or money order in any fine amount you'd like.)

A lad once asked his dad, "Why does the motto, of all mystical activities, of all times & places,
seem to be "we are here to serve."
And the elder replied, "Simple because they never said it." And the boy thought, "How simple indeed."
(And from behind a door, life muttered, "Shut up!")

The justice available to man is that
if there's a certain thing you don't want to see,
you don't have to look.

And finally: Life told one guy to "shut up" -- but, we've covered that already!
Plus, a mystic knight's shield was recently discovered which had inside these words inscribed:
"You do not truly know The Secret until you have worn that sucker out!"