Mythology Update:
The gods who fear ridicule are just asking for it!
There was no need for introductions or the exchange of business cards
when Apollo and Jupiter first met,
they recognized in one another a fellow "expert."

A man wrote the Mystic Doctor and said:
"Is the difference between the real thing & the mere 'wanna-be's' and dreamers the fact that one of them believes that it's a straight shot from here to there, and the other one perhaps knows better?"

...And:
Not only is it difficult and tricky to go somewhere when you don't know where you're going, but moreover even trickier to know where you're going, if you're not actually going anywhere.

If theft was actually a crime,
then all who ordinarily think would be in jail.

There was once a world on which the creatures believed that their
greatest obstacles were worry and concern
and one day a being from another universe visited them
and said that the solution was simple: "Just don't think about it."
And as you might expect, they laughed him off the planet.

For any piece of machinery to work at its best
there should be tolerance in the fittings between its parts.
...And a viewer complains: "I am not a piece of machinery!"

To help, at arm's length, the possibility of The Secret seen,
one man continued to misspell many a word.

And a fan writes:
"I fail to see anything whatsoever humorous regarding the verbal traffic flow through my mind."

(A professional man -- no doubt.)

A certain Earthling once wondered what it would be like
if he could establish a relationship between his mind and, say, his stomach,
similar to those naturally occurring between him and other reasonable men.