In certain places,
make certain people
One guy, invited to say a few words, stayed for dinner. Another guy, invited to dinner, lingered all year. And another guy, given the keys to the house – sold the sucker.
There’s another funny place where the final score is not based on the way the game was played, but on the way it was scored.
“Hello, hello, this is a voice speaking. Can anyone hear me?” Now isn’t that silly? Why would any voice speak if no one could hear it?
If you don’t roll-with-the-flow, you can die-with-the-dialogue.