The World's Greatest Mind

The world’s greatest mind
is a Cuisinart.

 

“Aye, I’ve been away a long time,” said the ole timer,
(being as how that’s how many of them speak),
“so tell me, do folks in the City still denounce that which
they’ve lost as much as they bad-mouth what they want? Aye?”

 

Talking about stuff you can't see anyway,
is certainly one way to go about it!

 

Keeping man concerned with futile endeavors,
is how Life keeps him involved with the necessary ones.

 

Men seldom stray far from the City,
or their typical behavior.