Difficult Feet

‘Tis good to squat–
I mean stand on solid ground–
(those who talk the loudest, know the loudest).

 

Yet Another Intellectual Guidepost
If Yours Is Not A Cerebral Whipping Post:
Never keep a book out for as long
as the library says you can.

 

One fellow, in a colorful fit, announced that he was willing to
“donate everything he had” to
“everything he had.”

 

Semi-Burning Question Of The Day:
If you have a “difficult shoe size,”
does this mean you have difficult feet,
or that you live where there are difficulties with shoe makers?

 

Remember kids,
if you mispronounce a word often enough,
it doesn’t count!

J.