Bureau of Bridges Report

Being human is not necessarily a fatal flaw…
(unless of course you plan to CONTINUE along such lines.)


A man who had, as he put it, been experiencing
some “personal difficulties with life,” when told of the
alternative of death only had this question – “Who pays?”


That upon which men might decisively agree
can never be discussed.


This morning’s note
from one of my City Irregulars.
He says, “No possession is worth having
if you don’t resent it.”


The Bureau of Mines And Bridges
received a letter from a man seeking to,
“Copyright all his thoughts least someone
try to set them to music after he goes to sleep.”